"How Do You Do?" From my To Do List to You

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 02-01-2005, 06:04 PM

Ah, 50% caught up. Will do the remaining 50% in the morning. Things are looking up. Check list is being checked off.

Now, I trek home to CLEAN. Yes, I will clean.

wendybeth · 02-01-2005, 07:27 PM

Dear EH1812's To Do List,

I'd very much like to dump this slacker I've been hanging around with and move in with you. Wendy is constantly ignoring me, putting me off, and otherwise procrastinating my life away. We have so much to do, and does she listen? Today, when I reminded her of the fact that there are new life forms growing in the fridge and bathtubs with rings that rival Saturn's, do you think she listened? Nooooo, it's all "I'm going to Disneyland in July, blah blah blah...." Really, you'd think she'd won the damn Superbowl. Granted, she did do a perm on her MIL, but she was supposed to do that last week. There are so many things that need looked after- the house needs painting, car washed, carpets cleaned, checkbook balanced, taxes prepped, etc.

You seem to be a take charge, no nonsense sort of list. Will you adopt me, please?

Sincerely,
Wendy's Should Be Doing List.

€uroMeinke · 02-01-2005, 08:22 PM

This is €'s To Do list - dust covered coffee stained. it reads more as a plea of good intentions. Therein lie the projects long promised to be complete, the dishes that were already done by his loving spouse, the plans long canceled by other circumstances.

This list is an alternate reality, of what could have been €'s life. It shows the promise €'s life had before it was thoughtlessly squandered before the internet.

The list is €'s epitaph of failure - his tasks never completed.

02-01-2005, 06:04 PM	#1
Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	Ah, 50% caught up. Will do the remaining 50% in the morning. Things are looking up. Check list is being checked off. Now, I trek home to CLEAN. Yes, I will clean.
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02-01-2005, 07:27 PM	#2
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Dear EH1812's To Do List, I'd very much like to dump this slacker I've been hanging around with and move in with you. Wendy is constantly ignoring me, putting me off, and otherwise procrastinating my life away. We have so much to do, and does she listen? Today, when I reminded her of the fact that there are new life forms growing in the fridge and bathtubs with rings that rival Saturn's, do you think she listened? Nooooo, it's all "I'm going to Disneyland in July, blah blah blah...." Really, you'd think she'd won the damn Superbowl. Granted, she did do a perm on her MIL, but she was supposed to do that last week. There are so many things that need looked after- the house needs painting, car washed, carpets cleaned, checkbook balanced, taxes prepped, etc. You seem to be a take charge, no nonsense sort of list. Will you adopt me, please? Sincerely, Wendy's Should Be Doing List. __________________
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02-01-2005, 08:22 PM	#3
€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	This is €'s To Do list - dust covered coffee stained. it reads more as a plea of good intentions. Therein lie the projects long promised to be complete, the dishes that were already done by his loving spouse, the plans long canceled by other circumstances. This list is an alternate reality, of what could have been €'s life. It shows the promise €'s life had before it was thoughtlessly squandered before the internet. The list is €'s epitaph of failure - his tasks never completed. __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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