And now, not so deep thoughts

[Cadaverous Pallor]

You know you work for a beauracracy when you are OVERJOYED to find that they finally painted a door for you.

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

You know you work for a beauracracy when you are OVERJOYED to find that they finally painted a door for you.

Is it painted green?

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

Is it painted green?

Actually, it is.

Originally Posted by GD

Ha! Forwent is a word.

It may be a word but it still sounds dumb

[Ghoulish Delight]

I'm going to live forever on a diet of nothing but coffee and booze. The booze will destroy my liver and heal my heart. The coffee will heal my liver and destroy my heat. It will form a perfect symbiotic relationship, keeping my organs in an immortal stasis.

[Moonliner]

I'm going to live on a diet of McDonald's Big Mac's and Cheeseburgers.

After all, every time you hear a report about food that's bad for you they always say something like "It's the equivalent of 8 Big Mac's". So I figure the McFood must actually be pretty good for you.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

I'm going to live forever on a diet of nothing but coffee and booze. The booze will destroy my liver and heal my heart. The coffee will heal my liver and destroy my heat. It will form a perfect symbiotic relationship, keeping my organs in an immortal stasis.

Beats the hell out of rice cakes.

[blueerica]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

I'm going to live forever on a diet of nothing but coffee and booze. The booze will destroy my liver and heal my heart. The coffee will heal my liver and destroy my heat. It will form a perfect symbiotic relationship, keeping my organs in an immortal stasis.

Hmmmm.... Maybe that's how I've been losing weight? Makes more sense than what I've come up with so far...

Add to that equation water, though... Or you'll be dehydrated like... umm... something really dry.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Originally Posted by blueerica

Add to that equation water, though... Or you'll be dehydrated like... umm... something really dry.

You'll turn into a pile of sand.

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

Actually, it is.

Damn, where is that "snicker" emoticon when I need it...

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

You know you work for a beauracracy when you are OVERJOYED to find that they finally painted a door for you.

Totally agree. After weeks and weeks, I got my office to unblock advocate.com yesterday. They said they thought it was 'porn' but never actually visited the site itself. I was overjoyed, but then was thinking 'Doy, shouldn't someone look at the site before they block it?' I mean, there are quite a few GLBT guests downstairs who use our free internet access. Yeah, most want porn, but hey there may be a few looking to get knowledged.