I despise end users

scaeagles · 06-08-2006, 03:03 PM

Another thing killing me recently about "lusers" is their inability to determine if what is on the reports I furnish to them is calculating accurately because they can't remember what he calculations are supposed to be, or can't do simple math, and then claim it doesn't work.

A certain government billing form has a somewhat complex fee structure based on a few variables that alter the algorythms. There are about 15 different ways a certain fee can be calculated because of this. They are too friggin' stupid to figure out that it is working correctly on an individual basis because they are to friggin' lazy to research data as loaded on the contracts.

So I recently had to go through around 4000 contracts to find examples of each way the fee could be calculated and prove to them that each way possible was working correctly. Upon receiving my analysis, all I get is an "Oh, yeah. I guess it does work."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH HHH!!!!!!!!

06-08-2006, 03:03 PM	#28
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	Another thing killing me recently about "lusers" is their inability to determine if what is on the reports I furnish to them is calculating accurately because they can't remember what he calculations are supposed to be, or can't do simple math, and then claim it doesn't work. A certain government billing form has a somewhat complex fee structure based on a few variables that alter the algorythms. There are about 15 different ways a certain fee can be calculated because of this. They are too friggin' stupid to figure out that it is working correctly on an individual basis because they are to friggin' lazy to research data as loaded on the contracts. So I recently had to go through around 4000 contracts to find examples of each way the fee could be calculated and prove to them that each way possible was working correctly. Upon receiving my analysis, all I get is an "Oh, yeah. I guess it does work." AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH HHH!!!!!!!!
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