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Claire,
I 'snorked' my drink at "errant thong", and it was downhill from there.... LOL!!! Even sick, you are hilarious! I bow to you, Suburban Goddess. Good luck with the auction and stuff.* *I learned to hide from the auction idiots before Tori was out of Kindergarten, but they always nabbed me for a gift basket of haircare **** afterwards. Now I tell them to F/O, since we homeschool and all that.... |
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Shagilicious Disneyland!!
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Miles: It tastes like the back of a f*ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull****. F*in' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me. |
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Virgin Ears
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Ponine's To Do List:
Work: Work on, calculate and write up over payments that I have yet to do since I started. Clean up the crud around and under my desk left over by the person before me. (I got this job the last working day of September) Find the top of my desk. Calculate out the two folks goiung on maternity leave. Remember to stop at the store and get something to bring to the potluck tomorrow. *I think I signed up for drinks Check with organizier as to what I signed up to bring to the potluck. Figure out plans for weekend, esp Saturday. Find Childcare. Clean my room. The tub resurfacers are arriving Monday. No bathroom for three days. Get off my lazy arse and work on my art journal Things NOT to do: Surf the web. Watch the new movies I just bought. Sit and play Toontown or Neopets all night. Finish my book. Things I should also do: Go to sleep before 1am. |
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No, you misunderstand, dear. The Auction Idiot is : "Dodge the phone calls of an obsessive-compulsive "I have no life, therefore you must not either, what do you mean you have three kids, work two days a week and you're sick, and you like to leave your house to see other human adults and have a social life and the preschool is not your life, how can the preschool NOT be your life, it's my life and I feel very fulfilled and blessed to be a part of it, it's a co-op and if you don't feel like you can be cooperative then maybe it's not a good fit for you, and I don't need any sleep since I'm not human, I'm actually a robot with zero social skills because hey how can anyone expect me to have social skills when this damn preschool is my fvcking life?" preschool president." Her. We have one , too- she lives down the hill from us. She used to corner me every year, but now she acts as if I don't exist, and I see her almost daily. Must have something to do with the fact that I told her I'd rather send my donation to a school that actually needs the funds. ![]() |
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