Hawaii anyone?

[Gemini Cricket]

Tip #1: Go out and buy yourself a nice pair of slippers (flip-flops). Don't go looking like a dork with dress shoes, black socks and shorts.

[Alex]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Tip #1: Go out and buy yourself a nice pair of slippers (flip-flops). Don't go looking like a dork with dress shoes, black socks and shorts.

In my 2+ years in Hawaii I never bought slippers. There's a reason Hawaiians have almost universally ugly feet. It's been 8 years since Lani left Hawaii and her feet are still recovering.

Of course, that doesn't matter for a quick vacation and you'll definitely want something for walking on beaches.

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

There's a reason Hawaiians have almost universally ugly feet.

Yeah, but let's see how far you get walking on red lava with your haole feet.

[Alex]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Yeah, but let's see how far you get walking on red lava with your haole feet.

That's why we invented shoes.

Another tip: don't try to talk in pidgen, you won't do it right and you'll just look stupid. Also, don't assume that people talking in pidgen are stupid, they speak standard English just as well as you.

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Yeah, but let's see how far you get walking on red lava with your haole feet.

Wishing to keep my tenderfoots in tact, I'll be taking a cheap knockoff of a Keen sandal (I hate flip-flops...)

But of course I'll still wear dark socks. I am dork, here me roar.

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

Another tip: don't try to talk in pidgen

What the hell is "pidgen"? Or to put it in another way, OK. I won't. Whenever I travel to foreign lands I always speak dollar. That seems to work in most situations..