What can YOU do?

Stan4dSteph · 06-28-2006, 08:22 AM

I can kick a soccer ball into the goal on a corner kick.

Ghoulish Delight · 06-28-2006, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Stan4dSteph

I can kick a soccer ball into the goal on a corner kick.

Either corner?

Stan4dSteph · 06-28-2006, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Either corner?

I can't bend so well from the left; I'm a rightie.

GC - he is a hottie, isn't he?

Gemini Cricket · 06-28-2006, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Stan4dSteph

GC - he is a hottie, isn't he?

Yes. Yes, he is.

I hate Posh Spice soooo much.

SacTown Chronic · 06-28-2006, 09:47 AM

The dude with a sphincter avatar claims we frighten him. There's spin and then there's spin.

scaeagles · 06-28-2006, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

The dude with a sphincter avatar claims we frighten him. There's spin and then there's spin.

Trust me, Sac....that was the most tasteful sphincter avatar I could find. Plus, around here, it is my identity.

Gemini Cricket · 06-28-2006, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Stan4dSteph

I can kick a soccer ball into the goal on a corner kick.

Best avatar ever!

DreadPirateRoberts · 06-28-2006, 08:51 AM

I can rebuild the carburetor on a 1948 willys jeep (flat head, 4 cylinder). Not as useful a skill now, as it probably was in 1948.

Gemini Cricket · 06-28-2006, 08:54 AM

I'm watchin' Sis
Go pitterpat.
Said,
"I can do that,
I can do that."

Knew ev'ry step
Right off the bat.
Said,
"I can do that,
I can do that."

One morning Sis won't go to dance class
I grabbed her shoes and tights and all,
But my foot's too small,
So,
I stuff her shoes
With extra socks,
Run seven blocks
In nothin' flat.
Hell,
I can do that,
I can do that.

I got to class
And had it made,
And so I stayed
The rest of my life.
All thanks to Sis
(Now married and fat),

I can do this.

That I can do!
I can do that.

AllyOops! · 06-28-2006, 09:47 AM

What a surprise when I logged on this morning! Oh, how I love this Thread!

I just don't know where to begin! I'm so honored!! I'm going to quote y'all when I get a free moment..

Moonliner mentioned he wanted to keep this thread in the original vein. So, my question is this:

Am I posting my random talents, or talents I can perform on the original, um, most important vein of all...

I'll leave you with this, per my Doctor. I have little to no gag reflexes. That's the truth. I learned that when I had strep throat as a child & literally had no reaction to the tongue depressor. With such an anomaly, I could go either way. I chose to use it for the purposes of good. Such as? I can deep throat a Big Stick.

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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	I'm watchin' Sis Go pitterpat. Said, "I can do that, I can do that." Knew ev'ry step Right off the bat. Said, "I can do that, I can do that." One morning Sis won't go to dance class I grabbed her shoes and tights and all, But my foot's too small, So, I stuff her shoes With extra socks, Run seven blocks In nothin' flat. Hell, I can do that, I can do that. I got to class And had it made, And so I stayed The rest of my life. All thanks to Sis (Now married and fat), I can do this. That I can do! I can do that.
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AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	What a surprise when I logged on this morning! Oh, how I love this Thread! I just don't know where to begin! I'm so honored!! I'm going to quote y'all when I get a free moment.. Moonliner mentioned he wanted to keep this thread in the original vein. So, my question is this: Am I posting my random talents, or talents I can perform on the original, um, most important vein of all... I'll leave you with this, per my Doctor. I have little to no gag reflexes. That's the truth. I learned that when I had strep throat as a child & literally had no reaction to the tongue depressor. With such an anomaly, I could go either way. I chose to use it for the purposes of good. Such as? I can deep throat a Big Stick.
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