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€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides. |
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HI!
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Dear stoned asswipe driver:
If you drive 55 in the fast lane, the cops will know that something is wrong with you. Get a clue or get out of the fast lane. Love, 70 mps. |
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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Dear person who hit my brand new car,
If you run into someone in the parking lot, leaving a huge black smear across their front bumper, please leave your contact information. Thank you, Driver who must now pay $500 for a paint job and a new headlight cover thingy. |
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