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€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides. |
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Cruiser of Motorboats
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Dear MBC,
Please look next time before you place a 44 ounce beverage down on a coaster. Make sure that all of the cup is on the coaster so that it doesn't tip over and cause a waterfall of Diet Pepsi to cascade down from the coffee table. Sincerely, Your white carpet |
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Nevermind
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Dear Wendy,
Wtf were you thinking? How long did you think I was going to last with all you savages shedding and spilling and puking up furballs all over the place? I used to be a lovely shade of lightest sage- now I look like a Dalmatian with the flu. Piss off- I'm moving in with MBC. Sincerely, Your ex-carpet. |
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Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play
Dear Prudence, greet the brand new day The sun is up, the sky is blue It's beautiful and so are you Dear Prudence won't you come out to play Dear Prudence open up your eyes Dear Prudence see the sunny skies The wind is low the birds will sing That you are part of everything Dear Prudence won't you open up your eyes? Look around around Look around around around Look around Dear Prudence let me see you smile Dear Prudence like a little child The clouds will be a daisy chain So let me see you smile again Dear Prudence won't you let me see you smile? Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play Dear Prudence, greet the brand new day The sun is up, the sky is blue It's beautiful and so are you Dear Prudence won't you come out and play Look around around Look around around around Look around We can work it out.... (Alanis song. I always think of this when I see Prudence's name & when I saw the title of this thread. ![]() |
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P!nk
Dear Mr. President
Come take a walk with me Let's pretend we're just two people and You're not better than me I'd like to ask you some questions if we can speak honestly What do you feel when you see all the homeless on the street Who do you pray for at night before you go to sleep What do you feel when you look in the mirror Are you proud How do you sleep while the rest of us cry How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye How do you walk with your head held high Can you even look me in the eye And tell me why Dear Mr. President Were you a lonely boy Are you a lonely boy Are you a lonely boy How can you say No child is left behind We're not dumb and we're not blind They're all sitting in your cells While you pave the road to hell What kind of father would take his own daughter's rights away And what kind of father might hate his own daughter if she were gay I can only imagine what the first lady has to say You've come a long way from whiskey and cocaine How do you sleep while the rest of us cry How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye How do you walk with your head held high Can you even look me in the eye Let me tell you bout hard work Minimum wage with a baby on the way Let me tell you bout hard work Rebuilding your house after the bombs took them away Let me tell you bout hard work Building a bed out of a cardboard box Let me tell you bout hard work Hard work Hard work You don't know nothing bout hard work Hard work Hard work Oh How do you sleep at night How do you walk with your head held high Dear Mr. President You'd never take a walk with me Would You? |
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I Floop the Pig
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Dear Gemini Cricket,
Dear Prudence is a Beatles song. Sincerely, The 60's
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'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ |
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Who are the Beatles? Sincerely, GC ![]() |
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