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Motorboat Cruiser · 07-10-2006, 12:50 AM

Dear Wendybeth,

Sorry we left you alone to babysit the conservatives today. Hope they weren't too much trouble.

Sincerely,
The liberal Lot

Gemini Cricket · 07-10-2006, 06:40 AM

Dear Mr. Burns,
I'm so glad you enjoyed my son’s blood, and your card was just great! In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic! YOU STINK! You are a senile, bucktoothed, old mummy, with boney girl arms, and you smell like an Elephant's butt!
Homer Simpson

Stan4dSteph · 07-10-2006, 06:51 AM

IT people,

Why is the timesheet web app still not working on Monday? I need to enter my hours and sign it so I can get paid. In addition, why do you never communicate when critical applications are down and how soon they will be fixed? Moreons!

Signed,
Case of the Mondays

Gemini Cricket · 07-10-2006, 07:02 AM

Dear GC,
Let your happy side win more often.
Signed,
GC

Ponine · 07-10-2006, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Stan4dSteph

IT people,

Why is the timesheet web app still not working on Monday? I need to enter my hours and sign it so I can get paid. In addition, why do you never communicate when critical applications are down and how soon they will be fixed? Moreons!

Signed,
Case of the Mondays

Dear Stan4dSteph's IT people,
Maybe you should meet up with my IT people as our Time Admin Upgrade failed testing and was not implemented today as predecited.
There are people who need to get paid. Maybe, between all of you, we can make some progress.

Signed,
Another case of the Mondays

Ghoulish Delight · 07-10-2006, 08:36 AM

Dear Gemini Cricket,

Dear Prudence is a Beatles song.

Sincerely,
The 60's

Ghoulish Delight · 07-10-2006, 08:37 AM

Dear Ghoulish Delight,

Please be kind enough to read entire threads before replying.

Thank you,
The LoT

scaeagles · 07-10-2006, 08:41 AM

Dear Users,

It is never the fault of IT.

Signed,
An IT professional

Andrew · 07-10-2006, 08:44 AM

Dear Landscape crew,

It's 8:45. Why aren't you here yet? I have to go to work.

Your pal,

Andrew

Gemini Cricket · 07-10-2006, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Dear Gemini Cricket,

Dear Prudence is a Beatles song.

Sincerely,
The 60's

Dear GD,
Who are the Beatles?
Sincerely,
GC

07-10-2006, 12:50 AM	#31
Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	Dear Wendybeth, Sorry we left you alone to babysit the conservatives today. Hope they weren't too much trouble. Sincerely, The liberal Lot
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07-10-2006, 06:40 AM	#32
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Dear Mr. Burns, I'm so glad you enjoyed my son’s blood, and your card was just great! In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic! YOU STINK! You are a senile, bucktoothed, old mummy, with boney girl arms, and you smell like an Elephant's butt! Homer Simpson
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07-10-2006, 06:51 AM	#33
Stan4dSteph Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: East Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,156	Dear: IT people, Why is the timesheet web app still not working on Monday? I need to enter my hours and sign it so I can get paid. In addition, why do you never communicate when critical applications are down and how soon they will be fixed? Moreons! Signed, Case of the Mondays
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07-10-2006, 07:02 AM	#34
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Dear GC, Let your happy side win more often. Signed, GC
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07-10-2006, 08:36 AM	#36
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Dear Gemini Cricket, Dear Prudence is a Beatles song. Sincerely, The 60's __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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07-10-2006, 08:37 AM	#37
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Dear Ghoulish Delight, Please be kind enough to read entire threads before replying. Thank you, The LoT __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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07-10-2006, 08:41 AM	#38
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	Dear Users, It is never the fault of IT. Signed, An IT professional
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07-10-2006, 08:44 AM	#39
Andrew Making Good Girls Go Bad Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Palo Alto, CA Posts: 734	Dear Landscape crew, It's 8:45. Why aren't you here yet? I have to go to work. Your pal, Andrew __________________ -- Andrew Just Andrew. Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself. (I am large, I contain multitudes.) -- Walt Whitman, "Song of Myself"
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