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Not Afraid · 07-10-2006, 10:58 AM

Dear Pookie,

Your belly is adorable. Thank you for showing it to me repeadly this morning.

Love always,
Mommy,

Moonliner · 07-10-2006, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Dear Evolution,

Would it have been so difficult to allow humans to evolve needing merely 2 fewer hours of sleep? 2 hours is all I need for my days to feel long, productive, and fulfilling. If I could get by on 6 hours of sleep, everything would be awesome. But no, I've got to make do with a mere 16 hour waking day. Evolution, you've failed me again.

Yours,
GD

Dear GD:

Evolution might let you down, but rest assured Big Pharma won't.

Ponine · 07-10-2006, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wendybeth

Dear Scaeagles,

Middle- aged white guys are not allowed to use the word 'word' in the context that you did in your letter to Moonliner. Please refrain from doing so in the future.

Word to your momma-

Dr. Hakim Jones
Professor of Language- Ebonics Studies
Howard University

Wow.... he called Scaeagles middle-aged!

Capt Jack · 07-10-2006, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ponine

Wow.... he called Scaeagles middle-aged!

wurd

scaeagles · 07-10-2006, 11:18 AM

That is a slight that did not go unnoticed on my end. However, sometimes the truth hurts. I'm almost 38, and I think the average male life span is 75.

Sigh.

Not Afraid · 07-10-2006, 11:21 AM

Hey, I was called "middle aged" in a magazine for Gods sakes. And this was said without knowing my real age (which may in fact BE middle aged, but I know I don't look my age.....or maybe I do.)

Not Afraid · 07-10-2006, 11:22 AM

How many posts does it take to derail a thread on LoT?

Moonliner · 07-10-2006, 11:27 AM

Dear NA:

How long have you been calling Scaeagles "Pookie"?

Prudence · 07-10-2006, 11:28 AM

Dear potential law review author:

Wikipedia is, indeed, a wonderful thing. However, it is not a reliable source you should cite as the one and only instance of support for the major premise in your article. If you can not find other support, your article sucks. One might even say that it per se sucks. I know I do. Take a reference class already, you ignorant slut.

No love,
Your R&T editor.

Not Afraid · 07-10-2006, 11:28 AM

Dear Moonie,

A very long time!

Love,

The secret's out.

07-10-2006, 10:58 AM	#71
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Dear Pookie, Your belly is adorable. Thank you for showing it to me repeadly this morning. Love always, Mommy,
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scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	That is a slight that did not go unnoticed on my end. However, sometimes the truth hurts. I'm almost 38, and I think the average male life span is 75. Sigh.
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07-10-2006, 11:21 AM	#76
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Hey, I was called "middle aged" in a magazine for Gods sakes. And this was said without knowing my real age (which may in fact BE middle aged, but I know I don't look my age.....or maybe I do.)
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07-10-2006, 11:22 AM	#77
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07-10-2006, 11:27 AM	#78
Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	Dear NA: How long have you been calling Scaeagles "Pookie"? __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	Dear potential law review author: Wikipedia is, indeed, a wonderful thing. However, it is not a reliable source you should cite as the one and only instance of support for the major premise in your article. If you can not find other support, your article sucks. One might even say that it per se sucks. I know I do. Take a reference class already, you ignorant slut. No love, Your R&T editor. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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