Dear:

[Stan4dSteph]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Dear Fire Department, Alarm Company, and Security:

I appreciate your readiness to save our warehouse from burning to the ground, but certainly there must be an easy way to call off the emergency response mechanism when one simply burns some toast.

Embarrassed Employee who should have made some coffee first

To all employees:

Due to an incident today, we must institute a no-toaster policy. In addition, you may not have toaster ovens, hot-plates, propane torches, or flame-throwers.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,
Management