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scaeagles · 07-11-2006, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Doy, you're a Republican.

I was wondering who would post that first.

Matterhorn Fan · 07-11-2006, 01:22 PM

Dear Online Store,
Thank you for making my order accessable on your website. However, that email you promised in one hour or less has still not arrived.

Dear Gmail,
Why, when I order things from online stores, do you not allow my confirmation emails through? Seriously, this is the second time this has happened. What gives?

And no, it's not in the spam folder. I already checked.

Signed,
Almost considering buying things in stores

JWBear · 07-11-2006, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by katiesue

Dear JW Bear,

Michael Fassbender, plays Azazeal in the BBC America show Hex.

More here

He's dreamy, especially for a fallen angel . Andrew got it right!

Sincerely,
KatieSue

Dear KatieSue,

Thanks!

Brigitte · 07-11-2006, 06:33 PM

Dear consistently late parents,

Once in a while I would like to not work until 7pm. I realize I do work at home and have my kids here with me, but there are times when I would love to get off earlier and get to go do something with them before 8pm. I realize I could change the hours that I am open, but that shouldn't be the issue when you get off at 3pm.

Sincerely,
Your faithful daycare provider

wendybeth · 07-11-2006, 06:45 PM

(Charge them $1 a minute overtime, B).

And from one appreciative parent who was NEVER late:

BarTopDancer · 07-11-2006, 09:48 PM

Dear teacher:

Please learn how to stop mumbling. And while you're at it, please learn to speak clearer English. I can barely understand you through your super thick accent. And stop being such a doodyhead control freak. The school policy on breaks is 15 minutes, not 10. Most teachers give us 20-30 and let us out early. Get a clue and don't hold us until the last possible moment just because you can. Here is a hint. A 4 hour class with one 15 minute break is a very long class, especialy when you cannot be understood.

Dear new job. I love you.

wendybeth · 07-11-2006, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

.....Dear new job. I love you.

Dear BTD,

Yaaay!

Wendy "It will all work out" La Gasse-Anderson

Name · 07-12-2006, 12:18 AM

Dear ***hat hollyweird ****s,

Your idea of a rolling fast as a hunger strike is retarded.

Sincerely,

Name

scaeagles · 07-12-2006, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

Dear new job. I love you.

Dear my new job, assuming you are my new job,

May I love you as well. I want to.

SCA

PS - Boo-ya, BTD!

Gemini Cricket · 07-12-2006, 05:34 AM

Dear New Job Gods,
I need one now. I need to move on from this current one...
Signed,
GC

07-11-2006, 01:22 PM	#152
Matterhorn Fan Double Agent Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Back East Posts: 2,071	Dear Online Store, Thank you for making my order accessable on your website. However, that email you promised in one hour or less has still not arrived. Dear Gmail, Why, when I order things from online stores, do you not allow my confirmation emails through? Seriously, this is the second time this has happened. What gives? And no, it's not in the spam folder. I already checked. Signed, Almost considering buying things in stores
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07-11-2006, 06:33 PM	#154
Brigitte Whatcha doin'? Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Loungin' with the kids Posts: 418	Dear consistently late parents, Once in a while I would like to not work until 7pm. I realize I do work at home and have my kids here with me, but there are times when I would love to get off earlier and get to go do something with them before 8pm. I realize I could change the hours that I am open, but that shouldn't be the issue when you get off at 3pm. Sincerely, Your faithful daycare provider
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07-11-2006, 06:45 PM	#155
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	(Charge them $1 a minute overtime, B). And from one appreciative parent who was NEVER late: __________________
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07-11-2006, 09:48 PM	#156
BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	Dear teacher: Please learn how to stop mumbling. And while you're at it, please learn to speak clearer English. I can barely understand you through your super thick accent. And stop being such a doodyhead control freak. The school policy on breaks is 15 minutes, not 10. Most teachers give us 20-30 and let us out early. Get a clue and don't hold us until the last possible moment just because you can. Here is a hint. A 4 hour class with one 15 minute break is a very long class, especialy when you cannot be understood. Dear new job. I love you. __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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07-12-2006, 12:18 AM	#158
Name Title Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: here Posts: 779	Dear *hat hollyweird s, Your idea of a rolling fast as a hunger strike is retarded. Sincerely, Name __________________ Signature**
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07-12-2006, 05:34 AM	#160
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Dear New Job Gods, I need one now. I need to move on from this current one... Signed, GC
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