Dear:

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Dear most users of PA systems and drive-through order-takers,

Please take the gawd damned microphone out of your mouth and articulate your words clearly.

Signed,
The poor slobs trying to decipher what the hell you're saying.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Dear SzczerbiakManiac,

The next time you fill up your water bottle at the cooler, be sure to screw the cap back on ALL the way, not just half-way, before you tilt it back for a swig. Your shirt and pants will stay dryer that way.

Thanks,
Your Wet Clothes

[SacTown Chronic]

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

Dear SzczerbiakManiac,

The next time you fill up your water bottle at the cooler, be sure to screw the cap back on ALL the way, not just half-way, before you tilt it back for a swig. Your shirt and pants will stay dryer that way.

Thanks,
Your Wet Clothes

Dear Time Machine,

Activate.

Thanks,
STC

7 years ago.....

Dear Cat,

Screw the tobasco cap back on -- don't just set the cap on the bottle. If you do this then daddy won't accidentally squirt tobasco sauce in your eye when he shakes the bottle.

Love,
Dad (who always felt guilty even though it wasn't his fault AT ALL)

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Dear Cat,

You liked Tabasco when you were... what were you seven years ago, like, six? You were a brave little Sactownlet. I don't eat Tabasco and I'm 27 years old.

Cheers,
LSPE

[SacTown Chronic]

Dear LSPE,

Oh yes. Tobasco, jalapenos, salsa on everything. You name it - if it's hot - she probably likes it. Always has.

Love,
Cat's dad

[tracilicious]

Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

Dear Cat,

You liked Tabasco when you were... what were you seven years ago, like, six? You were a brave little Sactownlet. I don't eat Tabasco and I'm 27 years old.

Cheers,
LSPE

Dear LSPE,

I was 16 before I could handle mild salsa. Baby Jade loves the enchiladas that are spicy for me.

Yours truly,
A Wimp

Dear Baby Jade,

The enchiladas from TJ's were like the one food that I didn't have to share. Thanks a lot.

Love,
Mama