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Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 01-11-2005, 02:11 PM

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Tref · 01-11-2005, 02:33 PM

When I was younger my parents ordered me a series of children's books from the Reader's Digest. The novelty of this series was that each book included my name within the pages of the text. The first book I received, was a children's illustrated version of the Bible -- it said things like, And Jesus died for your sins ... George of Barrett Elementary School! I took it all very much to heart. I felt so guilty. And why God picking on me personally? Why wasn't my sister mentioned? Where was her name? What did I do? As far as I knew, I was in all the versions of the Bible. When we would go to church on Sunday I was convinced I was some sort of minor Biblical celebrity (Psst, there's that kid what is mentioned in the Good Book! I hope he sits near us!)

As the song goes, Jesus loves me this I know, cause the Bible tells me so -- personally!

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 01-11-2005, 05:13 PM

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When I was younger my parents ordered me a series of children's books from the Reader's Digest. The novelty of this series was that each book included my name within the pages of the text. The first book I received, was a children's illustrated version of the Bible -- it said things like, And Jesus died for your sins ... George of Barrett Elementary School! I took it all very much to heart. I felt so guilty. And why God picking on me personally? Why wasn't my sister mentioned? Where was her name? What did I do? As far as I knew, I was in all the versions of the Bible. When we would go to church on Sunday I was convinced I was some sort of minor Biblical celebrity (Psst, there's that kid what is mentioned in the Good Book! I hope he sits near us!)

As the song goes, Jesus loves me this I know, cause the Bible tells me so -- personally!

Okay, this is one of the funniest things I have *ever* read.

You were singled OUT? Really? How cruel! How funny! It's almost too funny to believe.

Jesus was beaten and nailed to a cross. It was brutal and it was painful and it was ALL for YOU Tref. All for you.

Hopefully one of the religious books I would have read if *I'd* been given this bizarre gift would have read, "And one of the knights Templar, Audra Rosemary...." It'd be cool to be a Templar, assuming I were to never be run through with a sword, 'cause I hear that's painful.

Tref · 01-11-2005, 10:11 PM

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It's almost too funny to believe.

Wise choice.

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Tref Not Tref Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,188	When I was younger my parents ordered me a series of children's books from the Reader's Digest. The novelty of this series was that each book included my name within the pages of the text. The first book I received, was a children's illustrated version of the Bible -- it said things like, And Jesus died for your sins ... George of Barrett Elementary School! I took it all very much to heart. I felt so guilty. And why God picking on me personally? Why wasn't my sister mentioned? Where was her name? What did I do? As far as I knew, I was in all the versions of the Bible. When we would go to church on Sunday I was convinced I was some sort of minor Biblical celebrity (Psst, there's that kid what is mentioned in the Good Book! I hope he sits near us!) As the song goes, Jesus loves me this I know, cause the Bible tells me so -- personally! __________________ Tref3.0 Listen in aural 3-D to Pop's muzak! (New songs added semi-bi-daily) j & j Did you know that Emas eht yltcaxe is exactly the same spelled backwards?! Last edited by Tref : 01-11-2005 at 03:02 PM.
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