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"A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes,looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?" "Yes," was his incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it." " |
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DreadPirateRoberts~ I love it! So true. I always respond, when asked why I didn't do this or that, Did you notice all of the things I did do???
Dogs. I have to agree, dogs are a big handful. I am having issues with mine today. He thinks he is in charge. {well, he is a gigantic Shepherd, maybe he is?} Then the cat is in attack mode. Her pupils are huge and she is getting anything that moves. So. Yes, a day home isn't really relaxing. Regardless of what anyone says. When I was working full time[part time] my days off would be laundry and cleaning. What the heck type of day off is that??? The Hubster didn't want me to change my schedule but I gave him this little birdie on my hand and did it anyways. {I do love him but when the bird must be given...} Now diva. Hmm. Luckily I don't have one of those to deal with. Sarcastic teens, curmudgeon preteens, yes.
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