Dear:

[BarTopDancer]

Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

Dear BTD,

That was funny. But what makes me a real bad parent is that I let them roam around DCA while we visited the parking lot. A good parent would have sent them to Disneyland.

Sincerely,
Um, what was I saying?

Bad mojo for you! There are drunk people in DCA! How dare you allow your children be exposed to alcohol! And they have to walk past so many smoking areas! What kind of parent are you to allow such dangerous behavior?

[lashbear]

Originally Posted by tracilicious

Dear STC,

I miss the MP days when random posters would express shock/disdain when they found out you had kids and your name was a pot reference. Those were good times.

Sincerely,
Me

Dear Me,

OK, I'll bite.

Cheers,
Rob.




Dear STC: Kids ? Next you'll be telling me Crystal's not just your dearest friend, and you're straight !

...So all my fantasies are broken, tattered remnants. Oh well, I'll always have that pic of you in the Superman suit.

well Phooey to you ! There are still plenty of hunky guys on this board that DO appreciate a man.

...Where's Kevy & €uroMeinke ?

Signed,
Frustrated.

[Moonliner]

Dear McDonald's:

Thanks for sucking a little more joy out of the world you greedy corporate whores.

No longer can I have the simple pleasure of peeling back your little game stickers and winning a BigMac or a large fries. No. Now I have to collect the little stickers, go home, login to your overly large and slow web site, sign up for an account, give you my email address and name, then enter a gazillion number code in order to find out what I already knew, no free munchies for me today.

You suck and now that I think about it your food sucks too. Plus it's not good for me anyway. I hereby formally declare a full on Moonliner boycott of Mcdonalds incorporated worldwide. Take that your corporate ninnies.

[Capt Jack]

Dear Moonliner,

This is official notice of my application to join your boycott of the worlds worst fast food. Sadly, I think I jumped the gun a bit and have refused to enter their establishment in nearly two years due to their attrocious "food" products.

____________

because the fall didn't kill him...its the abrupt stop at the end that did.

[scaeagles]

Dear Moonliner,

I have had an aversion to all things fast food for some time now. However, McD has come out with some decent salads, particularly their Asian Chicken Salad, that has become something I enjoy quite a bit. I am afraid I cannot join the boycott, particularly considering I never got much excitement from peeling back game stickers on fry packs.

SCA

[Gemini Cricket]

Dear Moonliner,
McDonald's has always sucked. Long live In-N-Out.
Signed,
Gemini 'Big Boy' Cricket

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Capt Jack

Dear Moonliner,

This is official notice of my application to join your boycott of the worlds worst fast food. Sadly, I think I jumped the gun a bit and have refused to enter their establishment in nearly two years due to their attrocious "food" products.

Dear Capt:

You know, if one person, just one person, does it, they may think he's really sick and they won't care.

And if two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they still won't care.

And if three people do it! Can you imagine three people walkin' in to McDonalds, singin' a bar of "Take this place and shove it, I ain't eating here no more" and walkin' out? They may think it's an organization!

And can you imagine fifty people a day? I said FIFTY people a day . . . walkin' in, singin' a bar of "Take this place and shove it, I ain't eating here no more" and walkin' out? Friends, they may think it's a MOVEMENT, and that's what it is: THE MOONLINERS MCDONALDS RESTAURANT ANTI-MASSACREE MOVEMENT! . . . and all you gotta do to join is to sing it the next time it comes around on the guitar.

With feelin'.

[Andrew]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Dear Moonliner,
McDonald's has always sucked. Long live In-N-Out.
Signed,
Gemini 'Big Boy' Cricket

Dear In-n-Out,

Could you please, please offer some sort of non-beef alternative? No, the cute "grilled cheese" doesn't count. Turkey patty, Gardenburger, anything. I really miss "animal style" and your great shakes and fries, but I don't eat mammal and you don't give me any alternative.

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

faggots

Dear Moonie,
That word me not like.
Signed,
GC



Dear Andrew,
Good idea turkey burgers is.
Signed,
Yoda speaking GC

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by scaeagles

Dear Moonliner,

I have had an aversion to all things fast food for some time now. However, McD has come out with some decent salads, particularly their Asian Chicken Salad, that has become something I enjoy quite a bit. I am afraid I cannot join the boycott, particularly considering I never got much excitement from peeling back game stickers on fry packs.

SCA

Dear SCA:

No problem I totally understand your position you scruffy looking corporate butt-licking sycophant nurff-herder.