Dear:

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Capt Jack

Dear Moonliner,

This is official notice of my application to join your boycott of the worlds worst fast food. Sadly, I think I jumped the gun a bit and have refused to enter their establishment in nearly two years due to their attrocious "food" products.

Dear Capt:

You know, if one person, just one person, does it, they may think he's really sick and they won't care.

And if two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they still won't care.

And if three people do it! Can you imagine three people walkin' in to McDonalds, singin' a bar of "Take this place and shove it, I ain't eating here no more" and walkin' out? They may think it's an organization!

And can you imagine fifty people a day? I said FIFTY people a day . . . walkin' in, singin' a bar of "Take this place and shove it, I ain't eating here no more" and walkin' out? Friends, they may think it's a MOVEMENT, and that's what it is: THE MOONLINERS MCDONALDS RESTAURANT ANTI-MASSACREE MOVEMENT! . . . and all you gotta do to join is to sing it the next time it comes around on the guitar.

With feelin'.