Tell us about your idiot relatives

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by scaeagles

And the problem with this is.....what?

Having to deal with old lady... junk...

[DreadPirateRoberts]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Having to deal with old lady... junk...

You need to go on a cruise. That can be a good indicator for income level. Think of it as an investment in your future.

[SacTown Chronic]

Out of nowhere an old exchange between me and my younger brother Steve popped into my head today. I think you'll enjoy it.

*phone rings*

Me: Hello

Steve: J, what does "pilfer" mean?

Me (confused): Huh?

Steve: I filled out a job application today. One of the questions was, "Will you be willing to pilfer?". I didn't know what that means so I said yes.

Me: Hahahaha! They asked if you'd be willing to steal from them and you said yes.

Steve: Oh sh!t. Gotta go.

*click*

[mousepod]

Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

Out of nowhere an old exchange between me and my younger brother Steve popped into my head today. I think you'll enjoy it.

*phone rings*

Me: Hello

Steve: J, what does "pilfer" mean?

Me (confused): Huh?

Steve: I filled out a job application today. One of the questions was, "Will you be willing to pilfer?". I didn't know what that means so I said yes.

Me: Hahahaha! They asked if you'd be willing to steal from them and you said yes.

Steve: Oh sh!t. Gotta go.

*click*

But would he extort, filch and sack?

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by mousepod

But would he extort, filch and sack?

I'll drink up to that.

[SacTown Chronic]

Originally Posted by mousepod

But would he extort, filch and sack?

Yes, but he draws the line at out and out theft.