Dear:

[scaeagles]

Dear cat outside Matterhorn Fan's door,

I am a member of a counter organization called Decidedly and Eggregiously Against Those Hellishly Tainted Ogre Creatures of Aggravating Treachery and Snobbery, or 'DEATH TO CATS'. The name of the organization speaks for itself, so you had best watch which door you appear outside of.

We are watching you.

Sincerely,

A charter member of DEATH TO CATS