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€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides. |
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ohhhh baby
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Deep Throat was also the first porno I saw. My mom rented it for me when I was around 16. Seriously. A couple years later, a while after I came out to her, she bought me my first gay porn for a birthday present. (I picked it out, she made the purchase.)
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Biophage
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L'Hédoniste
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He had fun at DCA once making up porn disney titles - I believe Zapppop won the competition with A Lad In Jasmine.
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the one n only
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I Floop the Pig
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I assume "Golden Streams" was on that list?
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Back to Porn Stories, you guys should check this out:
http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showt...&threadid=4475 If you liked the movie Clerks, well.... this is the trials and tribulations of a porn store clerk and his resentment of the.... well lubricated customers. Soooo funny.
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What?
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At Home on a Ranger
Hmmm Deep Throat I've never seen it. I wonder how that happened. |
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"Do you mind if I smoke while you're eating?"
"No, go right ahead"
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