Sydney Australia Features the World's First Sex Themed Dark Ride - Page 3

€uroMeinke · 07-31-2006, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Is there more than one Sex Themed Dark Ride in the world?

Sex Themed Dark Ride - I presume this has been going on since automobiles were intorduced to America, maybe even before that.

lashbear · 08-01-2006, 05:18 AM

AAhhh yes... Sex themed Dark Rides....

"Welcome, Foolish virgins, to the Horn-ed Mansion"

"Your reddish pallor betrays a usage of Viagra... and consider this dismaying observation... this chamber contains no girls and no women.... This leaves you with this thrilling challenge... to find a way OUT of the closet.... [lispy voice] Of courth... there'ths alwayths MY way... [/lispy voice]"

lashbear · 08-01-2006, 05:20 AM

OR: "This Chamber contains No Widows and NO Whores."

(Thanks to Lashstoat for this one)

SzczerbiakManiac · 08-01-2006, 09:51 AM

Brilliant Lash!

Gemini Cricket · 08-01-2006, 10:34 AM

"Madame Leota gives remarkable head..."

lashbear · 08-01-2006, 08:37 PM

When the slick whores creak, and the juices leak
poofs arrive for a flaming shriek,
Strait-laced straights with bedroom eyes
start to grope and sodomise
Prim proper perves COME OUT to socialise

Good heavens - I hope Mary Poppins doesn't read this thread or i'm in trouble.

lashbear · 08-01-2006, 08:45 PM

REALLY tacky HM joke coming up.

Imagine you've just gotten off the doombuggy and you're going up the ramp. You look over and there's Lickable Leota. She says:

Spoiler:

Oh, now I've gone too far.....

Gemini Cricket · 08-01-2006, 09:13 PM

Butt Pirates of the Caribbean
Now with Jack Swallow AA's!

SzczerbiakManiac · 08-02-2006, 09:50 AM

Did anyone (other than me) ever see the musical "Butt Pirates of the Caribbean"? No, I'm not kidding, it's a real musical. I saw it in WeHo a few years ago with a couple of straight friends and we all laughed our asses off! There used to be an official web site for the show, but sadly it is no more. I have the cast recording on CD. If you ever want to hear it, let me know.

SacTown Chronic · 08-02-2006, 09:53 AM

"Pound 'em, lads...pound 'em!"

08-01-2006, 05:18 AM	#22
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	AAhhh yes... Sex themed Dark Rides.... "Welcome, Foolish virgins, to the Horn-ed Mansion" "Your reddish pallor betrays a usage of Viagra... and consider this dismaying observation... this chamber contains no girls and no women.... This leaves you with this thrilling challenge... to find a way OUT of the closet.... [lispy voice] Of courth... there'ths alwayths MY way... [/lispy voice]" __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	OR: "This Chamber contains No Widows and NO Whores." (Thanks to Lashstoat for this one) __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Brilliant Lash! __________________
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08-01-2006, 10:34 AM	#25
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	"Madame Leota gives remarkable head..."
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08-01-2006, 08:37 PM	#26
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	When the slick whores creak, and the juices leak poofs arrive for a flaming shriek, Strait-laced straights with bedroom eyes start to grope and sodomise Prim proper perves COME OUT to socialise Good heavens - I hope Mary Poppins doesn't read this thread or i'm in trouble. __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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08-01-2006, 08:45 PM	#27
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	REALLY tacky HM joke coming up. Imagine you've just gotten off the doombuggy and you're going up the ramp. You look over and there's Lickable Leota. She says: Spoiler: "Come on my baaaack, come on my baaaaAAAAAck... I've been dyinggg to have you....." Oh, now I've gone too far..... __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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08-01-2006, 09:13 PM	#28
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Butt Pirates of the Caribbean Now with Jack Swallow AA's!
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08-02-2006, 09:50 AM	#29
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Did anyone (other than me) ever see the musical "Butt Pirates of the Caribbean"? No, I'm not kidding, it's a real musical. I saw it in WeHo a few years ago with a couple of straight friends and we all laughed our asses off! There used to be an official web site for the show, but sadly it is no more. I have the cast recording on CD. If you ever want to hear it, let me know. __________________
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08-02-2006, 09:53 AM	#30
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	"Pound 'em, lads...pound 'em!"
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