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RStar · 08-01-2006, 08:22 PM

Lettuce harvest a new crop of puns, shall we?

Laws of the Pun Harvest:

1) We only reap the kind of puns that we have sown.

2) We reap puns in a different season than when we sow.

3) We reap more puns than we sow.

4) We reap puns in proportion to what we sow.

5) We reap the full harvest of puns only if we persevere.

6) The bad puns will always come to harvest all on their own.

Matterhorn Fan · 08-01-2006, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

MY EYES HURT FROM ROLLING! HELP ME!

Stop rolling your eyes! You might hurt something in there, and we all know that a rind is a terrible thing to waste.

SzczerbiakManiac · 08-02-2006, 09:52 AM

We need to get to the core of the issue.

Ghoulish Delight · 08-02-2006, 02:07 PM

Goodness, who would have guessed that this would have stemmed from a simple walk to the market? Think if we keep this up, he-who-shall-remain-postless will suddenly sprout up and take root here?

Matterhorn Fan · 08-02-2006, 03:00 PM

We've got a spot that's ripe for the taking.

Cadaverous Pallor · 08-02-2006, 08:28 PM

Ummmmm....I like.....fruit. <pause for laughs>

Matterhorn Fan · 08-02-2006, 08:30 PM

Are you sure you really peel that way about fruit?

Cadaverous Pallor · 08-02-2006, 08:46 PM

Heehee, I think the best thing I can do here is be MF's straight man.

RStar · 08-02-2006, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

Ummmmm....I like.....fruit. <pause for laughs>

Ummm, you don't mean GD, do you? I've never even seen him go bannanas, much less be fruity!

That's what I like about you guys, you are so appealing!

Not Afraid · 08-02-2006, 08:50 PM

Speak of the devil. We raised the dead. Guess who's coming to dinner tomorrow? There were obviously too many puns floating around in our universe and he felt left out.

08-01-2006, 08:22 PM	#31
RStar Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Me & Manyard hangin out! Posts: 5,433	Lettuce harvest a new crop of puns, shall we? Laws of the Pun Harvest: 1) We only reap the kind of puns that we have sown. 2) We reap puns in a different season than when we sow. 3) We reap more puns than we sow. 4) We reap puns in proportion to what we sow. 5) We reap the full harvest of puns only if we persevere. 6) The bad puns will always come to harvest all on their own. __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! www.StarTownGifts.com
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08-02-2006, 09:52 AM	#33
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	We need to get to the core of the issue. __________________
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08-02-2006, 02:07 PM	#34
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Goodness, who would have guessed that this would have stemmed from a simple walk to the market? Think if we keep this up, he-who-shall-remain-postless will suddenly sprout up and take root here? __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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08-02-2006, 03:00 PM	#35
Matterhorn Fan Double Agent Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Back East Posts: 2,071	We've got a spot that's ripe for the taking.
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08-02-2006, 08:28 PM	#36
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Ummmmm....I like.....fruit. <pause for laughs> __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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08-02-2006, 08:30 PM	#37
Matterhorn Fan Double Agent Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Back East Posts: 2,071	Are you sure you really peel that way about fruit?
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08-02-2006, 08:46 PM	#38
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Heehee, I think the best thing I can do here is be MF's straight man. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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08-02-2006, 08:50 PM	#40
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Speak of the devil. We raised the dead. Guess who's coming to dinner tomorrow? There were obviously too many puns floating around in our universe and he felt left out.
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