Please rate how I served you perfectly

[Matterhorn Fan]

My favorite part about the Saturn surveys is that they always want to know if you feel free to answer honestly. More than once, I've written no, because it seems to be company policy to tell us to answer "completely satisfied."

Somehow I've managed to get off their survey list (which I didn't think was possible). I guess my "stop wasting paper sending me this darn thing (plus the courtesy letter, plus the reminder to fill out the survey postcard) every 3 months" messages were eventually heeded. I don't think I've seen a Saturn survey in over a year.

Either that or they figure I'm messing up their average by saying that I'm not on the verge of running out and telling all my friends to buy Saturns. Sorry, but my friends either already have Saturns, don't need a new car, can afford something much, much nicer, or can't afford a Saturn at all. I have no reason to tell them to buy Saturns. It doesn't mean I don't love my car.