Crotch or A**?

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

So...crotch or a**? When forced into a confrontation with either, which do you prefer?

I guess it would depend on what he looked like.

I usually give 'em the a$s. And if they tick me off, I give 'em a poot to boot.

Either that or I just move out into the aisle, let them take off and then I sit down again.

I notice at the movie theatres, people usually give the a$s.

[Freaky Tiki]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

I notice at the movie theatres, people usually give the a$s.

So that's why movies stink nowadays.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

I guess it would depend on what he looked like.

I usually give 'em the a$s. And if they tick me off, I give 'em a poot to boot.

Either that or I just move out into the aisle, let them take off and then I sit down again.

I notice at the movie theatres, people usually give the a$s.

Yes, I give the rear at theaters, as well. Too much ground to cover in those situations.

[SacTown Chronic]

Unless you're the unfortunate guy who got hit in the head by my nuts at Candlestick Park because I went to the game commando style and I tried to cut the corner and step over his head while stepping down one row and my nads came down like a wrecking ball to his dome, you're getting the ass from me.

Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

Yes, I give the rear at theaters, as well.

Wanna go see a movie sometime?

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

Unless you're the unfortunate guy who got hit in the head by my nuts at Candlestick Park because I went to the game commando style and I tried to cut the corner and step over his head while stepping down one row and my nads came down like a wrecking ball to his dome, you're getting the ass from me.

Wanna go see a movie sometime?

First, you accidentally tea bagged someone. LMFAO.

Second, LMFAO. And, sure!

[tracilicious]

Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

Wanna go see a movie sometime?

Why? Do you wanna put your balls on her head or something?

[Chernabog]

Originally Posted by tracilicious

Why? Do you wanna put your balls on her head or something?

Didn't you read LoT Board Rule #42: NO TEABAGGING! I'm gonna report your post, sicko!

Fwomp. .... Fwomp. ... Fwomp. ... Fwomp . . Fwomp Fwomp Fwomp. .... fwopmfwomp .... fwopmfwomp .... fwopmfwomp (see, that's what happens when you really get the hips going!) SEXY.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

Unless you're the unfortunate guy who got hit in the head by my nuts at Candlestick Park

UNfortunate?!? Dude, I know people (and at least one LoTer) who would pay good money for that "service".

I generally go ass. I think it's slightly less "intimate" than crotch.

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

Yes, I give the rear at theaters, as well. Too much ground to cover in those situations.

I guess it would resemble some sort of gang lap dance to crotch the entire row. I mean, you do have to kinda sway back and forth to walk sideways slowly...