Crotch or A**?

CoasterMatt · 08-08-2006, 09:15 PM

€uroMeinke · 08-08-2006, 09:47 PM

While I suppose going crotch, I could entertain my commuter felatio fantasies - the fact remains that with almost a years worth of public transit, I have not once yet been offered a blow job. My ass however, seems to get a regular groping.

None-the-less, if we are talking MTA here, that open seat is but one space in, and to be able to slide in butt-to-face, means an easier sit once I'm in position, or the bus lurches me into position, so my preference (in public transit anyway) is to lead with the rear. Perhaps I'd get better action the other way, but the prospect of a bus lurch under those cicumstances leaves me rather - limp.

Now, for those arses who sit on the aisle, so no one sits next to them - well, depending on my mood, I will often target them, just to make sure they're uncomfortable too.

tracilicious · 08-08-2006, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Now, for those arses who sit on the aisle, so no one sits next to them - well, depending on my mood, I will often target them, just to make sure they're uncomfortable too.

Just for the record, I have never ridden public transportation, thus have never commited this particular crime.

In movie theaters though, I do sit on the aisle if I can manage, or at least someone in my party does. Not so that no one will sit next to me, but because I hate having to walk over people if I have to get up.

Alex · 08-09-2006, 12:02 AM

I sit on the aisle in the bus because I hate being trapped in by another person but try to make eye contact as people board and if the remotest interest is shown I stand for them (and then more often than not stand for the rest of the ride since I am fat and hate touching strangers).

€uroMeinke · 08-09-2006, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by tracilicious

Just for the record, I have never ridden public transportation, thus have never commited this particular crime.

In movie theaters though, I do sit on the aisle if I can manage, or at least someone in my party does. Not so that no one will sit next to me, but because I hate having to walk over people if I have to get up.

Movie theaters and moving vehicles are two different creatures - I've no issue with aisle squaters there.

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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	While I suppose going crotch, I could entertain my commuter felatio fantasies - the fact remains that with almost a years worth of public transit, I have not once yet been offered a blow job. My ass however, seems to get a regular groping. None-the-less, if we are talking MTA here, that open seat is but one space in, and to be able to slide in butt-to-face, means an easier sit once I'm in position, or the bus lurches me into position, so my preference (in public transit anyway) is to lead with the rear. Perhaps I'd get better action the other way, but the prospect of a bus lurch under those cicumstances leaves me rather - limp. Now, for those arses who sit on the aisle, so no one sits next to them - well, depending on my mood, I will often target them, just to make sure they're uncomfortable too. __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	I sit on the aisle in the bus because I hate being trapped in by another person but try to make eye contact as people board and if the remotest interest is shown I stand for them (and then more often than not stand for the rest of the ride since I am fat and hate touching strangers).
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