Major Terrorist Threat in UK-US discovered

[BarTopDancer]

Originally Posted by tracilicious

Lol, at first I had images of having to show off my secret "skill."

I don't it's secret anymore...


Can you imagine? Any woman with a chest would be subject to search.

[tracilicious]

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

I don't it's secret anymore...

Well I had thought about posting it in the idiosynchrasies thread....

Can you imagine? Any woman with a chest would be subject to search.

Security guards everywhere are beginning to tingle.

[NirvanaMan]

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

Can you imagine? Any woman with a chest would be subject to search.

Dear Boss:

I hereby resign from Jaguar Cars. I have decided to pursue a career with the TSA in airport security. I feel that I am singularly qualified for this duty and have been chosen by a higher power to pursue this great purpose. Thank you for a good 6 years. I have learned a great deal in my time here.

I will remain for two weeks to wrap up current projects and assist with the transfer of my budget and duties.

Yours Truly.

Erik

[BarTopDancer]

Originally Posted by NirvanaMan

Dear Boss:

I hereby resign from Jaguar Cars. I have decided to pursue a career with the TSA in airport security. I feel that I am singularly qualified for this duty and have been chosen by a higher power to pursue this great purpose. Thank you for a good 6 years. I have learned a great deal in my time here.

I will remain for two weeks to wrap up current projects and assist with the transfer of my budget and duties.

Yours Truly.

Erik

Why am I not surprised at all by this post?

Interviewer (or your boss) But Erik, it's any woman with a chest. Are you able to be non-discriminatory when preforming searches?

[Alex]

Yes, can you live up to the level of professional dedication shown by Ed Norton in this photograph?