Major Terrorist Threat in UK-US discovered

[NirvanaMan]

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

Can you imagine? Any woman with a chest would be subject to search.

Dear Boss:

I hereby resign from Jaguar Cars. I have decided to pursue a career with the TSA in airport security. I feel that I am singularly qualified for this duty and have been chosen by a higher power to pursue this great purpose. Thank you for a good 6 years. I have learned a great deal in my time here.

I will remain for two weeks to wrap up current projects and assist with the transfer of my budget and duties.

Yours Truly.

Erik