People Magazine's Most Beautiful People

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 02-11-2005, 11:55 AM

I hate it. I hate it because I usually don't agree with it. I usually think it's terribly boring because they always go for the obvious picks, even with some of their non-celebrities. I hate their SEXIEST MAN ALIVE picks too.

So, I'm making my own list.

Alexander Hamilton IS the sex. No explanations are necessary.

Edith Wharton, because the first chapter of The Age of Innocence is one of the most striking and beautiful in English literature and is, therefore, THE sex. Plus, Victorian = all covered up and mysterious, which = sexy/beautiful.

Erik, a.k.a. The Phantom of the Opera, or O.G. (Original Gangsta'!) Sure, he's got sunken in eyes that only seem to shine bright and visible in the dark, sure he's missing most or all of his nose, and sure he's got deformed lips, but Leroux's Erik has a voice to rival even Tom Jones' (and he's the Voice himself!). He's the original rock and roll star; guy starts singing and the ladies start swooning. Plus, a man would murder for you AND kidnap you AND keeps a horse in the bowels of HIS opera house? Yeah, he's totally THE SEX! And, he's disease free, 'cause - hello - VIRGIN!

Rita Sue on Carnivale. She's all curves. And sass. And soft determination. Plus, she got to have sex with my boyfriend Jonsey. You go girl!!!!!!!

Old soul. Intelligent. Tender. I try to pretend he doesn't have a wife and children. Neil Gaiman IS Love.

That's right, he's a cartoon. And he's a fox. If this means I like bestiality, then I like bestiality.

Mousey Girl · 02-11-2005, 04:25 PM

Crap!! Yet another list I didn't make!

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 02-11-2005, 04:42 PM

Mousey Girl

Rock on!

Mousey Girl · 02-11-2005, 05:51 PM

Yeah!!!! I Made The List!!!!!

Cadaverous Pallor · 02-11-2005, 06:38 PM

Neil Gaiman. Hellz yeah.

Bornieo: Fully Loaded · 02-12-2005, 12:38 AM

Wow, that's the first picture I've seen with Gaiman in something other that leather and sunglasses....

FEJ · 02-12-2005, 01:19 AM

You forgot yourself EH1812...

Its threads like this that put you on the top of my list...
so true, so pure...

Tito's Kitten · 02-12-2005, 02:55 AM

[quote]Originally posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812
Rita Sue on Carnivale. She's all curves. And sass. And soft determination. Plus, she got to have sex with my boyfriend Jonsey. You go girl!!!!!!![/QUOTE

I knew I couldn't be the only one who thought that whole affair was hot. And how erotic was her Jonsey "scar lick"??

blueerica · 02-13-2005, 10:17 AM

I really haven't ever watched Carnivale.... Hmmm.. But scar licking.. I haven't seen it, but that sort of thing tends to be hot...

FEJ · 02-13-2005, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by blueerica

I really haven't ever watched Carnivale.... Hmmm.. But scar licking.. I haven't seen it, but that sort of thing tends to be hot...

then you might like Crash

there is one scene in particular that I am thinking of...

02-11-2005, 11:55 AM	#1
Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	People Magazine's Most Beautiful People I hate it. I hate it because I usually don't agree with it. I usually think it's terribly boring because they always go for the obvious picks, even with some of their non-celebrities. I hate their SEXIEST MAN ALIVE picks too. So, I'm making my own list. Alexander Hamilton IS the sex. No explanations are necessary. Edith Wharton, because the first chapter of The Age of Innocence is one of the most striking and beautiful in English literature and is, therefore, THE sex. Plus, Victorian = all covered up and mysterious, which = sexy/beautiful. Erik, a.k.a. The Phantom of the Opera, or O.G. (Original Gangsta'!) Sure, he's got sunken in eyes that only seem to shine bright and visible in the dark, sure he's missing most or all of his nose, and sure he's got deformed lips, but Leroux's Erik has a voice to rival even Tom Jones' (and he's the Voice himself!). He's the original rock and roll star; guy starts singing and the ladies start swooning. Plus, a man would murder for you AND kidnap you AND keeps a horse in the bowels of HIS opera house? Yeah, he's totally THE SEX! And, he's disease free, 'cause - hello - VIRGIN! Rita Sue on Carnivale. She's all curves. And sass. And soft determination. Plus, she got to have sex with my boyfriend Jonsey. You go girl!!!!!!! Old soul. Intelligent. Tender. I try to pretend he doesn't have a wife and children. Neil Gaiman IS Love. That's right, he's a cartoon. And he's a fox. If this means I like bestiality, then I like bestiality.
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Mousey Girl Just Me Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In The Flagon With The Dragon Posts: 2,437	Crap!! Yet another list I didn't make!
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Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	Also The Sex is Mousey Girl Rock on!
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Mousey Girl Just Me Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In The Flagon With The Dragon Posts: 2,437	Yeah!!!! I Made The List!!!!!
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Neil Gaiman. Hellz yeah. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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Bornieo: Fully Loaded Lego Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Disneyland, USA Posts: 3,704	Wow, that's the first picture I've seen with Gaiman in something other that leather and sunglasses....
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FEJ Living Now Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 563	You forgot yourself EH1812... Its threads like this that put you on the top of my list... so true, so pure...
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Tito's Kitten Still in love with Ben Gibbard Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: where soul meets body Posts: 180	[quote]Originally posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Rita Sue on Carnivale. She's all curves. And sass. And soft determination. Plus, she got to have sex with my boyfriend Jonsey. You go girl!!!!!!![/QUOTE I knew I couldn't be the only one who thought that whole affair was hot. And how erotic was her Jonsey "scar lick"?? __________________ Who the hell needs a damn signature anyway?
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blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	I really haven't ever watched Carnivale.... Hmmm.. But scar licking.. I haven't seen it, but that sort of thing tends to be hot... __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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