Avast, You Scurvy Scum!

[Alex]

停止您的小船以便我們能來登上, 強姦您的婦女, 竊取您的材料, 和仍然然後現在破壞整件事與您登上。我們之後將行動快活在我們掩藏我們的戰利品的某一私有海島直到我們發現 籬笆洗滌金錢。當合作不會保證您的生存它將延長您的生活。 我們是現代中國海盜攻擊印度尼西亞和Malaysian 商業船。

[lashbear]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

停止您的小船以便我們能來登上, 強姦您的婦女, 竊取您的材料, 和仍然然後現在破壞整件事與您登上。我們之後將行動快活在我們掩藏我們的戰利品的某一私有海島直到我們發現 籬笆洗滌金錢。當合作不會保證您的生存它將延長您的生活。 我們是現代中國海盜攻擊印度尼西亞和Malaysian 商業船。

From my poor chinese lerned in high school, I think this means:

So that we can stop your boat to board, ravage your women, steal your material, then, and still now and you undermine the whole board. Afterwards, we will we hide our booty action lasted a private island until we find the money washing fences. When the cooperation will not guarantee your survival will extend your life. We are modern Chinese pirate attacks in Indonesia and Malaysian commercial vessels.

[Moonliner]

Hey dudezzz wHats zuup? I got warez t0 trAde. Adobie, Microsuck Winders, all the c00leSt Shiz. You snap me ya's lisT and I'll sEE if Youz worth dEalIng Wit.