What do you do for money, honey?

[Alex]

I once ate an entire (though smallish) apple in a single bite, getting the whole thing into my mouth whole. For a while there I was close to panic and afraid I'd have to go to the emergency room to get it cut out of me since I could chew at all and it was going to come back out. All told it probably took 20 minutes before I managed to get it down.

My high school was across the street from the local community college and I was one of the first three kids in our school district allowed to go take courses there during the day to supplement my high school work. The district was also very strict about not leaving campus at lunch. The CC had a cooking school and therefore had a cafeteria operated by that cooking school and in the cafeteria was a bakery. Every day I'd go to the bakery and buy up a bunch of items (individual pies, cakes, cream puffs, etc.) return to school with them and sell them at amazing profit to the kids trapped on campus for lunch.