Your Favorite Fails - Page 10

Capt Jack · 03-16-2009, 03:50 PM

wow. I need to stay off that site. its discouraging to see how hard some folks work to achieve stupid

JWBear · 03-16-2009, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Capt Jack

wow. I need to stay off that site. its discouraging to see how hard some folks work to achieve stupid

For many, many people, it takes no effort at all.

Morrigoon · 03-18-2009, 11:24 AM

Betty · 03-18-2009, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon

Win.

"What now bitches?" Heh heh

flippyshark · 03-18-2009, 11:56 AM

In the comments section below the "Child Safety Fail" posted by Szerbiac, I found this gem:

"I did some work for Disney, in the offices at the fabled Disneyland (behind the scenes, so to speak). I think the company motto is “The beatings shall continue until moral improves.” Ah, Disneyland. 1 security guy for every 5 tourists.
And DisneyWorld! My sister goes there a lot. They have 4 kids and one time she was there a security type told her to keep a close eye on her kids because at any one time there would be 3 child abduction rings working the park. If your kid comes up missing they usher you into a room with like 50 security monitors so you can try to spot your kid being whisked away.
I went to the Disney store in W. L.A. one time, and asked the girl behind the counter, “What’s it like working for the rat?” She looked around furtively and asked, “Which one?” True."

Wow. Three child abduction rings working the park!? I'm astounded at how this manages to elude the Mainstream Media.

Deebs · 03-18-2009, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

Window Washing Fail: I kinda feel sad for him

Oh, me too. Poor thing. I think he is worthy of our sorrow.

flippyshark · 03-18-2009, 01:13 PM

The automatic-door-washing guy is certainly silly and making his own life harder than it needs to be, but, that video is severely hurt by the loud, dickish laughter of the guys who took the footage.

Kevy Baby · 03-18-2009, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by flippyshark

Wow. Three child abduction rings working the park!? I'm astounded at how this manages to elude the Mainstream Media.

You're assuming that everything you read on the internet is true.

flippyshark · 03-18-2009, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

You're assuming that everything you read on the internet is true.

Not for a moment.

Ghoulish Delight · 03-19-2009, 09:14 AM

I can't decide if this is a fail or a win -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASExtxqQD20

03-16-2009, 03:50 PM	#91
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	wow. I need to stay off that site. its discouraging to see how hard some folks work to achieve stupid __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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03-18-2009, 11:24 AM	#93
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Win. __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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03-18-2009, 11:56 AM	#95
flippyshark Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 2,852	In the comments section below the "Child Safety Fail" posted by Szerbiac, I found this gem: "I did some work for Disney, in the offices at the fabled Disneyland (behind the scenes, so to speak). I think the company motto is “The beatings shall continue until moral improves.” Ah, Disneyland. 1 security guy for every 5 tourists. And DisneyWorld! My sister goes there a lot. They have 4 kids and one time she was there a security type told her to keep a close eye on her kids because at any one time there would be 3 child abduction rings working the park. If your kid comes up missing they usher you into a room with like 50 security monitors so you can try to spot your kid being whisked away. I went to the Disney store in W. L.A. one time, and asked the girl behind the counter, “What’s it like working for the rat?” She looked around furtively and asked, “Which one?” True." Wow. Three child abduction rings working the park!? I'm astounded at how this manages to elude the Mainstream Media.
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03-18-2009, 01:13 PM	#97
flippyshark Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 2,852	The automatic-door-washing guy is certainly silly and making his own life harder than it needs to be, but, that video is severely hurt by the loud, dickish laughter of the guys who took the footage.
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03-19-2009, 09:14 AM	#100
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	I can't decide if this is a fail or a win - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASExtxqQD20 __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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