WTF Stories of the Week - Page 125

Moonliner · 02-17-2009, 08:00 AM

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Sounds like it was a good old-fashioned American-style divorce-slaying.

It sounds more like a mixing pot of cultures. Good old-fashioned American divorce-slaying combined with radical Muslim thinking.

Cadaverous Pallor · 02-17-2009, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner

It sounds more like a mixing pot of cultures. Good old-fashioned American divorce-slaying combined with radical Muslim thinking.

Maybe that's why he confessed - he thought he wouldn't be prosecuted.

Ghoulish Delight · 02-17-2009, 05:40 PM

People seem to think the big deal in this story is that Madonna is about the same age as her new beau's grandma.

But hold on just a moment...the "kid" is 22. Madonna is 51. His grandma is 51? Oh, and his mom is "14 years younger than Madonna" and is pissed.

Let's see, 51-14=37. 37-22=15.

So, lady, you had your boy at age 15. And grandma had you at around that same age. At least your son's an adult!

bewitched · 02-18-2009, 08:55 PM

Man Sues Walmart After Being Bitten By A Snake But Keeps Going Back For Deals

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Our favorite detail, though, is that he won't stop going to Walmart, because "their prices are too good to shop elsewhere."

lashbear · 02-19-2009, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by bewitched

Man Sues Walmart After Being Bitten By A Snake But Keeps Going Back For Deals

Have you been reading the "National Enquirer" again ??

[Off-Topic] ....Oh, and the Lemonades were YUMMY!! [/Off-Topic]

bewitched · 02-19-2009, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by lashbear

Have you been reading the "National Enquirer" again ??

The Consumerist

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[Off-Topic] ....Oh, and the Lemonades were YUMMY!! [/Off-Topic]

Those are Olivia's favorites.

alphabassettgrrl · 02-19-2009, 06:48 PM

Armstrong's bike has been returned, and one of his teammates' was recovered as well. He will be riding it tomorrow in Solvang. Hurray! Now to find the other two bikes, and spank in an un-fun way the little bugger who stole 'em.

Ghoulish Delight · 02-20-2009, 04:11 PM

I don't know about you, but I think I've just resolved to be perfectly happy with whatever height my chairs are manufactured at and not care so much about adjustability:

Boy Killed anally when office chair explodes

SzczerbiakManiac · 02-20-2009, 04:21 PM

The grammatical awkwardness of the headline makes me suspicious as to the validity of that story. But I suppose it is plausible.

Alex · 02-20-2009, 04:27 PM

The article GD links too is also suspicious of the validity of the story.

The original headline Gizmodo got its story from is "Boy Killed By Anal Penetrating Chair." Not sure that is much better, grammatically.

02-17-2009, 05:40 PM	#1243
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	People seem to think the big deal in this story is that Madonna is about the same age as her new beau's grandma. But hold on just a moment...the "kid" is 22. Madonna is 51. His grandma is 51? Oh, and his mom is "14 years younger than Madonna" and is pissed. Let's see, 51-14=37. 37-22=15. So, lady, you had your boy at age 15. And grandma had you at around that same age. At least your son's an adult! __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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02-19-2009, 06:48 PM	#1247
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	Armstrong's bike has been returned, and one of his teammates' was recovered as well. He will be riding it tomorrow in Solvang. Hurray! Now to find the other two bikes, and spank in an un-fun way the little bugger who stole 'em. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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02-20-2009, 04:11 PM	#1248
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	I don't know about you, but I think I've just resolved to be perfectly happy with whatever height my chairs are manufactured at and not care so much about adjustability: Boy Killed anally when office chair explodes __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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02-20-2009, 04:21 PM	#1249
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	The grammatical awkwardness of the headline makes me suspicious as to the validity of that story. But I suppose it is plausible. __________________
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02-20-2009, 04:27 PM	#1250
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	The article GD links too is also suspicious of the validity of the story. The original headline Gizmodo got its story from is "Boy Killed By Anal Penetrating Chair." Not sure that is much better, grammatically.
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