WTF Stories of the Week - Page 156

Ghoulish Delight · 06-12-2009, 08:40 AM

mousepod · 06-12-2009, 08:46 AM

I love that the writer of this story created an atypical lede just to make that joke. Bravo.

Kevy Baby · 06-12-2009, 10:04 AM

I was amused by this line in the article:

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Investigators said the two men tore pants down from the racks at the Front Beach Road store and set them on fire with a red lighter on Nov. 12, 2008.

Seriously: what possible difference would it make what color the lighter was?

JWBear · 06-12-2009, 10:29 AM

Obviously they are being persecuted by our corporate overlords for demonstrating against the evil that Walmart does to indigenous culture and our planet. Our free speech rights are being suppressed!

Free the Panama Beach 2!!!

JWBear · 06-12-2009, 10:30 AM

(That was, of course, totaly tongue-in-cheek.)

lashbear · 06-12-2009, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Mark Lowe, executive director for the Lava Hot Springs State Foundation, says the state doesn't recognize gay or lesbian marriage and defines a family as one male, one female and children.

He says as a state agency the foundation must follow Idaho law.

Perhaps Mark is actually trying to do them a favour. By doing this, the case gets media attention and the stupidity of the whole "you're not a family" thing gets in peoples mind. It could help folks reasses their opinion on family... maybe?

Not Afraid · 06-16-2009, 09:35 PM

Puppy survives being flushed down toilet.

Kevy Baby · 06-17-2009, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Puppy survives being flushed down toilet.

I saw the video on the news. Even with a happy ending (cute puppy!), it was still sad

CoasterMatt · 06-17-2009, 05:38 PM

Girl sues after waking up with 56 stars tattoed on her face (She only wanted 3)

Betty · 06-18-2009, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Girl sues after waking up with 56 stars tattoed on her face (She only wanted 3)

She's so full of it. 1. They put a transfer on you when you get a tattoo or sketch it out on your skin. 2. It would be obvious he was working all over her face. 3. No one falls asleep when getting their face tattooed.

06-12-2009, 08:40 AM	#1
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06-12-2009, 08:46 AM	#2
mousepod You broke your Ramadar! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,635	I love that the writer of this story created an atypical lede just to make that joke. Bravo. __________________ "Give the public everything you can give them, keep the place as clean as you can keep it, keep it friendly" - Walt Disney
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JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Obviously they are being persecuted by our corporate overlords for demonstrating against the evil that Walmart does to indigenous culture and our planet. Our free speech rights are being suppressed! Free the Panama Beach 2!!! __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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06-12-2009, 10:30 AM	#5
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	(That was, of course, totaly tongue-in-cheek.) __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Puppy survives being flushed down toilet.
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CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Girl sues after waking up with 56 stars tattoed on her face (She only wanted 3) __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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