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innerSpaceman · 07-22-2009, 09:58 AM

Well, I hope you will continue to post and Tweet about the pregnancy, Jen. Better yet, I hope we see each other once in a while to hear all about it in person and see the changing you (and company).

3894 · 07-22-2009, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

For a girl:

Savings Ann Sloan

She'll be doomed to work at the law firm Cheetum and Swindel.

DreadPirateRoberts · 07-22-2009, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by 3894

She'll be doomed to work at the law firm Cheetum and Swindel.

or "Dewey, Cheatham and Howe" of CarTalk fame.

The Lovely Mrs. tod · 07-22-2009, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner

First diaper? Meh, no problem.

First diaper after the little nipper starts on solid food, no thanks.

With all due respect, I beg to differ. The first diaper is the worst. That stuff's like TAR.

Pirate Bill · 07-22-2009, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by The Lovely Mrs. tod

With all due respect, I beg to differ. The first diaper is the worst. That stuff's like TAR.

Agreed. I'll add that solid food makes for more solid poops too. The yellowish cottage-cheesy stuff that comes out from a strictly liquid diet gets into every crack and crevice...and sometimes isn't entirely contained by the diaper.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, you're not a man until you can change a poopy diaper then (wash your hands and) eat a peanut butter sandwich.

Moonliner · 07-22-2009, 02:32 PM

The consistency is not the key. Smell is the key. The mommy milk poop was fairly neutral, the solid food... weapons grade.

Ghoulish Delight · 07-22-2009, 02:41 PM

Well, perhaps you should have waited a little longer to start them on Taco Bell.

scaeagles · 07-22-2009, 02:43 PM

I sang many happy songs when diaper changing days were through. I find I enjoy being a dad more as my kids get older. I didn't much enjoy the infant thing. However, having younger kids made me rediscover Disneyland.

Just wait till the explosive poop while you are in the process of removing the diaper. That's always fun.

Betty · 07-22-2009, 02:53 PM

And expect to be peed on.

Word to the wise - close your mouth when you're changing diapers. You'll be tempted to breath through it instead of your nose to combat the smell. And then perhaps you'll find out why you should keep your mouth closed.

SzczerbiakManiac · 07-22-2009, 03:04 PM

Much more of an issue with boys though.

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scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	I sang many happy songs when diaper changing days were through. I find I enjoy being a dad more as my kids get older. I didn't much enjoy the infant thing. However, having younger kids made me rediscover Disneyland. Just wait till the explosive poop while you are in the process of removing the diaper. That's always fun.
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Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	And expect to be peed on. Word to the wise - close your mouth when you're changing diapers. You'll be tempted to breath through it instead of your nose to combat the smell. And then perhaps you'll find out why you should keep your mouth closed. __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Much more of an issue with boys though. __________________
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