WTF Stories of the Week

[Alex]

I'd be torn on the question of finding another bus if I could. Sure, as a one time thing it wouldn't be a big deal but in a system with hundreds or thousands of drivers it wouldn't be a great precedent to start shuffling schedules and assignments based on what ad is on the bus.

[innerSpaceman]

What gets me is the passengers who purportedly refused to board the bus because of the ad.

Because, uh-huh, the sign painted on the side transforms it into a hellbound vehicle with stops at Hades, Brimstone Beach, and Lucifer Lake Estates. Or, ya know, by being seen through the windows above the advert means, of course, they endorse the message advertised. Well, d'uh, why didn't I think of that???


What puzzles me even more is how the rightfully FIRED driver is going to take the bedeviled bus, now that she won't be able to afford to drive.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

What gets me is the passengers who purportedly refused to board the bus because of the ad.

Because, uh-huh, the sign painted on the side transforms it into a hellbound vehicle with stops at Hades, Brimstone Beach, and Lucifer Lake Estates.

If you already believe in an invisible man floating in the clouds, is it really that much more to believe in diabolic buses?

[blueerica]

Originally Posted by Alex

I'd be torn on the question of finding another bus if I could. Sure, as a one time thing it wouldn't be a big deal but in a system with hundreds or thousands of drivers it wouldn't be a great precedent to start shuffling schedules and assignments based on what ad is on the bus.

True...

[Not Afraid]

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

If you already believe in an invisible man floating in the clouds, is it really that much more to believe in diabolic buses?

[JWBear]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars..........

Thanks for the earworm...

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

(Ginormous image removed)

I'm loving the fuschia poncho on the guy in the background.

[Pirate Bill]

Originally Posted by JWBear

I'm loving the fuschia poncho on the guy in the background.

And I'm loving the 2 all the way to the right ---------->

[Betty]

There are so many varieties of food at the fair. Stuff on a stick... stuff fried that you'd never think of frying up... like deep fried butter for example.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Speaking of pets (just came from pootrap thread):

Who will take care of your pet after the Rapture?

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Speaking of pets (just came from pootrap thread):

Who will take care of your pet after the Rapture?

I like the fine print that says

If subscriber loses his/her faith and/or the Rapture occurs and subscriber is not Raptured (aka is "left behind") EE-BP disclaims any liability; no refund will be tendered