|  | €uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides. | 
|  05-28-2008, 09:46 PM | #181 | 
| check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 
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				            | yeah, that pretty much says it  
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|  05-29-2008, 03:47 PM | #182 | 
| Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California 
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				            | Man uses gun for backscratcher, shoots himself He needs to try harder if he wants to win the Darwin Award! 
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|  05-29-2008, 03:52 PM | #183 | 
| I Floop the Pig | I'm too lazy to look them up right now, but within the last few weeks there have been 2 stories of police officers shooting themselves during gun safety training. 
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|  05-29-2008, 04:07 PM | #184 | |
| Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes 
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|  05-30-2008, 02:25 PM | #185 | 
| Lego | http://www.knbc.com/entertainment/16435158/detail.html Report: Clay Aiken Impregnates Producer, 50 Mother Of Child Reportedly Artificially Inseminated 'nuff said! | 
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|  05-30-2008, 02:29 PM | #186 | 
| Senior Member | That's just creepy. 
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|  05-30-2008, 02:37 PM | #187 | 
| check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 
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				            | geez, if he wants a beard that bad, just grow one 
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|  05-30-2008, 02:50 PM | #188 | 
| I Floop the Pig | 
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|  05-30-2008, 03:19 PM | #189 | 
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				            | Obviously, that man wasn't Clay Aiken--his closet is too full. | 
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|  06-04-2008, 10:10 AM | #190 | 
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				            | Woman Calls Police To Free Her From Her Locked Car That headline should have read, "Woman Calls Fire Department To Dislodge Her Head From Her Ass" | 
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