WTF Stories of the Week - Page 199

SzczerbiakManiac · 10-05-2009, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by JWBear

Conservative Christian Group Editing Bible to Remove Liberal Bias

They're going to have problems with their 6th edict "Accept the Logic of Hell: applying logic with its full force and effect, as in not denying or downplaying the very real existence of Hell or the Devil."

The logic?!? Oh I love it when Christians try to use Logic to prove the Bible. Grab some popcorn folks, this is gonna be better than Cirque du Soleil, what with all the leaping and stretching they're gonna be doing!

Alex · 10-05-2009, 03:16 PM

It has always simplified the task of translating the bible into modern vernacular if you decide first what it will say then go back to primary sources.

Morrigoon · 10-05-2009, 04:11 PM

At least the LOLcat bible tries to stay true to the intention if the source.

JWBear · 10-05-2009, 04:21 PM

Think about it... if they remove everything from the NT that could be construed as "liberal", the remaining text would end up fitting on a single sheet of lined note paper - double spaced.

bewitched · 10-05-2009, 04:52 PM

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the ensuing debate would flesh out -- and stop -- the infiltration of churches by liberals pretending to be Christian, much as a vote by legislators exposes the liberals

Batsh!t Crazy. Seriously.

Ghoulish Delight · 10-05-2009, 04:56 PM

They've already admitted to believing in the bible, so I can't really see any further leaps of illogic as standout.

CoasterMatt · 10-05-2009, 07:52 PM

Get paid for your sperm donation FIRST...

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Whole story here.

JWBear · 10-07-2009, 03:13 PM

"One Nation Under God"

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I am unable to roll my eyes to the extent this requires, as I'm afraid I'd sustain a frightful injury.

That is one smokin' hot Jesus, however.

mousepod · 10-07-2009, 03:21 PM

Here's the corrected version.

Ghoulish Delight · 10-07-2009, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by mousepod

Here's the corrected version.

Hah! Hah! and Hah!!!

10-05-2009, 03:16 PM	#2
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	It has always simplified the task of translating the bible into modern vernacular if you decide first what it will say then go back to primary sources.
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	At least the LOLcat bible tries to stay true to the intention if the source. __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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10-05-2009, 04:21 PM	#4
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Think about it... if they remove everything from the NT that could be construed as "liberal", the remaining text would end up fitting on a single sheet of lined note paper - double spaced. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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10-05-2009, 04:56 PM	#6
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	They've already admitted to believing in the bible, so I can't really see any further leaps of illogic as standout. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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10-07-2009, 03:13 PM	#8
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	"One Nation Under God" Link I am unable to roll my eyes to the extent this requires, as I'm afraid I'd sustain a frightful injury. That is one smokin' hot Jesus, however. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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10-07-2009, 03:21 PM	#9
mousepod You broke your Ramadar! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,635	Here's the corrected version. __________________ "Give the public everything you can give them, keep the place as clean as you can keep it, keep it friendly" - Walt Disney
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