Deep Thoughts - Page 2

Prudence · 08-30-2005, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Everybody has a little dick compared to John Holmes.

Mine's huge. It's in a box in the night stand.

CoasterMatt · 08-30-2005, 04:56 PM

My pants are in the other room, and I'm not sure who's wearing them

Kevy Baby · 08-30-2005, 05:02 PM

Linda Lovelace

Oh... deep THOUGHTS.

Never mind

Betty · 08-30-2005, 05:05 PM

Do you see color the way I see color? What if what I see as red, you see as yellow. And is that why some people can't seem to wear clothes that match?

Oh - and what shall we do with a drunken sailor?

SacTown Chronic · 08-30-2005, 05:19 PM

I love the smell of tomatos growing on the vine.

AllyOops! · 09-14-2005, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betty

Oh - and what shall we do with a drunken sailor?

Shave his belly with a rusty razor!

Please don't ask why I know that sea shanty by heart.

DisneyDaniel · 09-14-2005, 11:04 AM

Many Uses for Corn

Corn was an important part of the diet of many Indian groups. They also used all parts of the corn plant. The husks could be braided and woven to make masks, moccasins, sleeping mats, baskets or cornhusk dolls. Corncobs could be used for fuel, for game darts or for ceremonial use.

There are many uses for corn today as well. Just as Indians depended on corn as a major part of their diet it would be difficult for any American today to live without corn. Fabrics used to make your clothing are strengthened by cornstarch. The chickens that laid the eggs you had for breakfast were fed corn. Many of the soft drinks you enjoy are sweetened with corn syrup.

The textbooks you study from and the books you check out of the library are bound with cornstarch. The ink used to print them contains corn oil. Ethanol is made from corn. The car that carries you to and from school may be powered by fuel containing ethanol. Corn is also used in such products as glue, shoe polish, aspirin, ink, marshmallows, ice cream and cosmetics. New ways of using corn are being developed every day. Our only limitation is our own imagination.

This was written by Karl Backus, a very talented and funny actor I know.

€uroMeinke · 08-30-2005, 06:17 PM

All I want is a corn dog

Not Afraid · 08-30-2005, 06:19 PM

It's all about the Boob.

Ghoulish Delight · 08-30-2005, 06:23 PM

The only person I know exists is me. And even then, I'm not entirely convinced.

08-30-2005, 04:56 PM	#2
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08-30-2005, 05:02 PM	#3
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Linda Lovelace Oh... deep THOUGHTS. Never mind __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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08-30-2005, 05:05 PM	#4
Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	Do you see color the way I see color? What if what I see as red, you see as yellow. And is that why some people can't seem to wear clothes that match? Oh - and what shall we do with a drunken sailor?
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SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	I love the smell of tomatos growing on the vine. __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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09-14-2005, 11:04 AM	#7
DisneyDaniel California Adventurer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: SoCal Posts: 537	Many Uses for Corn Corn was an important part of the diet of many Indian groups. They also used all parts of the corn plant. The husks could be braided and woven to make masks, moccasins, sleeping mats, baskets or cornhusk dolls. Corncobs could be used for fuel, for game darts or for ceremonial use. There are many uses for corn today as well. Just as Indians depended on corn as a major part of their diet it would be difficult for any American today to live without corn. Fabrics used to make your clothing are strengthened by cornstarch. The chickens that laid the eggs you had for breakfast were fed corn. Many of the soft drinks you enjoy are sweetened with corn syrup. The textbooks you study from and the books you check out of the library are bound with cornstarch. The ink used to print them contains corn oil. Ethanol is made from corn. The car that carries you to and from school may be powered by fuel containing ethanol. Corn is also used in such products as glue, shoe polish, aspirin, ink, marshmallows, ice cream and cosmetics. New ways of using corn are being developed every day. Our only limitation is our own imagination. This was written by Karl Backus, a very talented and funny actor I know. __________________ Yes, I do LOVE Disney California Adventure. Disneyland is not so bad either ;-)
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	All I want is a corn dog __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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08-30-2005, 06:19 PM	#9
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	It's all about the Boob.
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08-30-2005, 06:23 PM	#10
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	The only person I know exists is me. And even then, I'm not entirely convinced. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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