This is Big News? (Obit)

[wendybeth]

(Very good obit, btw, Alex- will you write mine?)

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by wendybeth

(Very good obit, btw, Alex- will you write mine?)

Yeah, me too, I hope there's SOMETHING nice about my vagina in my obituary.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

She also had a wonderful singing voice...

Edit to add:

I hope my obit mentions my penis. "Thankfully, its what finally did him in..."

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

Yeah, me too, I hope there's SOMETHING nice about my vagina in my obituary.

Well, it depends. Have you been using Lysol to keep your cooch clean?

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Well, it depends. Have you been using Lysol to keep your cooch clean?

And Morrigoon still has that as her sig line

"Here lies CP, she always kept her cooch clean."

[Snowflake]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

Oh, sorry.

What I meant to say is "The article forgot to mention that the woman had a vagina that could not only build a house but eventually populate it with a family. In most places she was considered a myth, but in Haines City she was a legend. Following news of her death, Mayor Bob Poquette said 'she put me in my house which she built with her own nethers. She'll be sorely missed.'"

Sputter, cough, cough, another hot cuppa tea gone!
ROTFLMAO
Donna

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

Oh, sorry.

What I meant to say is "The article forgot to mention that the woman had a vagina that could not only build a house but eventually populate it with a family. In most places she was considered a myth, but in Haines City she was a legend. Following news of her death, Mayor Bob Poquette said 'she put me in my house which she built with her own nethers. She'll be sorely missed.'"

Hmm, change a few pronouns, substitute "sphincter" for "vagina" and you've pretty much taken care of scaeagles obit as well.

[scaeagles]

Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

Hmm, change a few pronouns, substitute "sphincter" for "vagina" and you've pretty much taken care of scaeagles obit as well.

I'll ask them to bury me face down for you, MBC.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Originally Posted by scaeagles

I'll ask them to bury me face down for you, MBC.

Cool.

I'll have a place to park my bicycle.

[scaeagles]

Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

Cool.

I'll have a place to park my bicycle.

Is that your nickname for it? I've never heard anyone refer to theirs as a bicycle.....but I can understand it. Two wheels, a sturdy frame, and you're always looking for a nice soft seat!