The fish fight back - Page 2

scaeagles · 08-04-2006, 10:39 AM

That's a big cut. This happened....when? How?

Gemini Cricket · 08-04-2006, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by scaeagles

That's a big cut. This happened....when? How?

Just now. A freak letter opener accident.

j/k

When I was 10, I was fishing in a stream and fell to my knees while I was crossing it. My knee broke open a Lowenbrau bottle and the glass cut my knee to the bone. Not to get into too much detail but the cut looked like a mouth dribbling with ketchup and cottage cheese. I saw my bone. Somehow I managed to walk on it... It felt like I banged it really hard. I didn't feel the glass at all.

My biggest worry about the whole thing? It was March 17th (I remember the exact date) and we were going on our first trip to Disneyland on June 21st of that year. I was worried that I wouldn't be able to go to Disneyland because I couldn't walk. THAT was my big worry. Not bleeding out or losing my leg...

DreadPirateRoberts · 08-04-2006, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Just now. A freak letter opener accident.

j/k

When I was 10, I was fishing in a stream and fell to my knees while I was crossing it. My knee broke open a Lowenbrau bottle and the glass cut my knee to the bone. Not to get into too much detail but the cut looked like a mouth dribbling with ketchup and cottage cheese. I saw my bone. Somehow I managed to walk on it... It felt like I banged it really hard. I didn't feel the glass at all.

My biggest worry about the whole thing? It was March 17th (I remember the exact date) and we were going on our first trip to Disneyland on June 21st of that year. I was worried that I wouldn't be able to go to Disneyland because I couldn't walk. THAT was my big worry. Not bleeding out or losing my leg...

See what happens when 10 year olds drink Lowenbrau ? They should stick to St. Pauli Girl

scaeagles · 08-04-2006, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

I was worried that I wouldn't be able to go to Disneyland because I couldn't walk.

If only you had known about special assistance passes. You probably would have played the injury up until after the trip.

Gemini Cricket · 08-04-2006, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by DreadPirateRoberts

See what happens when 10 year olds drink Lowenbrau ? They should stick to St. Pauli Girl

I know, I was so drunk. I said, "Look at me I'm I Dream of Jeannie! Watch me fit into this bottle."
And, well, you know the rest...

Morrigoon · 08-04-2006, 02:01 PM

Jeez... all of a sudden cutting myself on a fish at age 13 doesn't seem so novel, does it?

Great... my story's no good and I'm still stuck with the damn scar...

DreadPirateRoberts · 08-04-2006, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon

Jeez... all of a sudden cutting myself on a fish at age 13 doesn't seem so novel, does it?

Great... my story's no good and I'm still stuck with the damn scar...

Where you drunk at the time, like GC?

Nephythys · 08-04-2006, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

And people wonder why why fish skeeve me...

I thought it was bugs- fish too?

Stick with kitties-

Nephythys · 08-04-2006, 03:22 PM

no no- HOW does one cut themselves on a FISH?

Capt Jack · 08-04-2006, 03:49 PM

easily...all too easily in fact.
spines
teeth
flailing about with the hook still in
even some with very sharp and large scales that cut like razors.

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Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	easily...all too easily in fact. spines teeth flailing about with the hook still in even some with very sharp and large scales that cut like razors. __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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