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[DisneyFan25863]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Being stuck on a safety committee sucks all around. I mean, you'd think employees would have incentive enough not to do stupid things to get them killed or maimed, but alas it isn't true - thus it's up to the "Safety Committee" to come up with new and unusual ways to incent employees not to be stupid, so I find nothing appauling or unusual about this having seen many more absurd things come out of a safety committe.

Yeah, but doesn't the safety committee at a Weapons Research Lab have more pressing issues to consider?

[BarTopDancer]

Originally Posted by DisneyFan25863

Yeah, but doesn't the safety committee at a Weapons Research Lab have more pressing issues to consider?

But if they don't use the handles they could fall down the stairs while carrying a warhead.

[CoasterMatt]

Now they can choke to death on a Crunch bar