A Mother of a Phone Call

[scaeagles]

Bwahahaha!!!!!!!

[Deebs]

I was smiling from the beginning, because I always know that one of your stories is going to brighten my day. The giggling started here:

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

"Uh," My mom said. "Is this Cherny your friend?!"

I got it back under control and kept reading.

"Mom, it's called manscaping." I tried to explain.

OK, educating your mom is good...

"Well, the picture is very old. I don't think this man actually said that. People didn't do that in the 50's." She told me.

The laughter broke out here. ^ Does she take everything to be exactly such, literal and without exaggeration?

"How would anyone shave their testicles anyway?" She asked. "It would be difficult, I imagine."

Hmm, I guess so!

"Do you-"

Well, she was far enough in, why not just ask?

"Well, I know things about stuff like that." She said. "In fact, did you know how Jean Harlow died?"

Poor Jean Harlow. I never knew. Thanks, Brad's mom. I knew about manscaping, but I didn't know about the strap-on. Conservative, but she does, indeed, know things about stuff like that.

Thank you for sharing the best Mother's Day story, ever.

[mousepod]

Great post. Great story. Thanks for sharing it with us - you and your Mom have a really special relationship.

[Kevy Baby]

My jaw is hurting from suppressing the laughter as I sit in my office (I don't want to have to explain to my neighbors). That was a GREAT story - thank you for sharing.

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A friend of mine (gay) used to spend every Monday with his father. Dad was starting to get a touch senile, but still very lucid. Friend knew that the time was limited so he spent as much time with Dad as he could.

One day, as they were walking through Laguna, having just shared lunch and chatting about innocuous topics, a lull in the conversation hits. Out of the blue, Dad asks friend, "So [friend], what's it like to get fvcked up the ash?" (except he used the real words).

How exactly does one respond to that question from your father?

(And yes, this too is a true story.)

[blueerica]

GREAT story.

Har har, this is getting shared...

[Deebs]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

"So [friend], what's it like to get fvcked up the ash?" (except he used the real words).

No!

OK, well, while we are sharing... I saw The Crying Game at the movies with my dad, on his recommendation. He had read about this "fantastic new thriller, with a terrific surprise ending..."

My dad was very conservative. I'm thinking he'd have made GC's mom look liberal.

[wendybeth]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

OMFG. Yeah, that trumps my mom making a foreplay joke during Mother's Day.

Heh heh...Last night, my conservative Mormon MIL was telling me about calls I'd had while I was out for the day. They usually pop up on caller ID, and there was one she didn't recognize. "What is Fourplay?" she asks, and when I stopped laughing five minutes later I was able to correct her- it was a place called Triple Play, which is an indoor water park that we were looking into reserving for the girl's birthday. She turned beet red, but then said "Well, it has been a while..."

[Not Afraid]

LOL! You know, you just gotta love your Mom.


I was standing in a check outline at a grocery store picking out gum when my Mom said very loudly "why don't you get some of that cum gum?".

[innerSpaceman]

Ever since I heard this story from the lips of Cricket, I've had the urge to call your mom for tips whenever it's time to shave my balls.

[Betty]

Great story! Makes you wonder what else she knows about stuff like that!