Want to look beautiful this summer? - Page 2

Kevy Baby · 06-21-2009, 08:01 PM

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- with drawn butter.

I prefer sketched butter

blueerica · 06-22-2009, 11:20 AM

I like fresh Brussels sprouts - getting them anywhere but off a stalk is teh yux.

Ghoulish Delight · 06-22-2009, 11:27 AM

I don't know why, but I feel like this post belongs in this thread.

My 85 year old aunt thinks I should shave my beard. Why? Well, if I weren't such a good looking young man, she says, she'd understand the beard. But since I am, she doesn't see the point. Apparently the only reason to have a beard is to mask one's hideousness.

3894 · 06-22-2009, 11:36 AM

"Happiness is seeing someone fatter than myself on the street."
-my mother, who was not fat

Ah yes, solid values learned at my mother's knee.

Alex · 06-22-2009, 11:52 AM

But being the ugly friend is the only reason I ever get to go to cool parties!

3894 · 06-22-2009, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex

But being the ugly friend is the only reason I ever get to go to cool parties!

Perhaps we might work out an arrangement to our mutual advantage. Here's what I'm thinking: we stand next to each other at some cool party. You make me look prettier and I make you look younger. We have a deal?

Alex · 06-22-2009, 01:45 PM

Sure, but who do we befriend to get invited in the first place?

I also provide thinning services for weddings, mat mitzvahs, and NBA victory riots.

Gemini Cricket · 06-22-2009, 02:02 PM

The link didn't work for me.

bewitched · 06-22-2009, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

The link didn't work for me.

It's not there anymore, but here you go.

innerSpaceman · 06-22-2009, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Apparently the only reason to have a beard is to mask one's hideousness.

OR - to mask one's homosexuality.

I used to sport a mustache to detract a bit from my overlarge jewboy nose.

06-22-2009, 11:20 AM	#12
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	I don't know why, but I feel like this post belongs in this thread. My 85 year old aunt thinks I should shave my beard. Why? Well, if I weren't such a good looking young man, she says, she'd understand the beard. But since I am, she doesn't see the point. Apparently the only reason to have a beard is to mask one's hideousness. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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3894 Next Stop: Funkytown! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cheeselandia Posts: 1,907	"Happiness is seeing someone fatter than myself on the street." -my mother, who was not fat Ah yes, solid values learned at my mother's knee. __________________ "I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder." - Flynn Rider, "Tangled"
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06-22-2009, 11:52 AM	#15
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06-22-2009, 01:45 PM	#17
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Sure, but who do we befriend to get invited in the first place? I also provide thinning services for weddings, mat mitzvahs, and NBA victory riots.
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06-22-2009, 02:02 PM	#18
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	The link didn't work for me.
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