WTF Stories of the Week - Page 20

Ghoulish Delight · 06-04-2008, 10:17 AM

We had to call AAA once when my friend, in such a hurry to get out of his car to make fun of me for leaving my lights on, locked his keys in his car. With the engine running. And the car in gear (emergency brake on).

When the locksmith arrived, we asked him if it was the dumbest call he'd ever been on. He decided that the lady who locked her keys in the car with the window rolled down got that prize.

JWBear · 06-04-2008, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

Woman Calls Police To Free Her From Her Locked Car

That headline should have read, "Woman Calls Fire Department To Dislodge Her Head From Her Ass"

$100 says she's blonde.

Bornieo: Fully Loaded · 06-07-2008, 09:14 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080607/...kydiving_death

And there were lots of pictures...

CoasterMatt · 06-07-2008, 10:09 PM

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080606/D914RJPO0.html

Pa. crews rescue nude man stuck in portable potty

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LEBANON, Pa. (AP) - Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty. Authorities say the 31-year-old man used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.

Police say the man had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank.

Tref · 06-07-2008, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Pa. crews rescue nude man stuck in portable potty

WTF

Mousey Girl · 06-08-2008, 02:52 AM

ummm...immersed himself in the holding tank??? ewwwww!!!

Kevy Baby · 06-11-2008, 04:56 PM

What a headache: Man survives nail in skull
Retiree ‘still good friends' with man who accidentally shot him with nail gun

Quote:

A Kansas retiree still suffers from some minor headaches but otherwise is fine after a friend accidentally fired a 2 1/2-inch nail into his head during a home fix-it job on Friday.

Whole story.

I've seen stories like this before, but it is still weird.

X-Ray image spoilered for the squeamish

Spoiler:

Kevy Baby · 06-11-2008, 05:22 PM

Sex-in-church couple repent — and are forgiven
Italians caught in confessional box during Mass make peace with bishop

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ROME - An Italian couple who were caught having sex in a church confessional box while morning Mass was being said have repented and made peace with the local bishop.

Whole story.

Chernabog · 06-11-2008, 05:37 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0wYXXv2uoY WTF?

Kevy Baby · 06-11-2008, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Chernabog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0wYXXv2uoY WTF?

And people find this funny? I am speechless.

06-04-2008, 10:17 AM	#191
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	We had to call AAA once when my friend, in such a hurry to get out of his car to make fun of me for leaving my lights on, locked his keys in his car. With the engine running. And the car in gear (emergency brake on). When the locksmith arrived, we asked him if it was the dumbest call he'd ever been on. He decided that the lady who locked her keys in the car with the window rolled down got that prize. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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06-07-2008, 09:14 PM	#193
Bornieo: Fully Loaded Lego Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Disneyland, USA Posts: 3,704	http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080607/...kydiving_death And there were lots of pictures...
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Mousey Girl Just Me Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In The Flagon With The Dragon Posts: 2,437	ummm...immersed himself in the holding tank??? ewwwww!!!
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06-11-2008, 05:37 PM	#199
Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0wYXXv2uoY WTF? __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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