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MouseWife · 10-15-2009, 01:29 PM

I only hope he is hiding somewhere, scared shietless. His little brother said he was on it, but, he is only 3 right? Could have just assumed that.

Did anyone else get the urge to make Jiffypop?

Disneyphile · 10-15-2009, 02:13 PM

Real Energizer Bunnies

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Disneyphile · 10-15-2009, 03:45 PM

And... welcome back to the 50's where blacks and whites can't marry each other!

What the hell century is this again?

Moonliner · 10-15-2009, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MouseWife

I only hope he is hiding somewhere, scared shietless. His little brother said he was on it, but, he is only 3 right? Could have just assumed that.

Did anyone else get the urge to make Jiffypop?

Ding ding ding! If you guessed "Hiding in the attic" you win!

All's well that ends well

Morrigoon · 10-15-2009, 04:09 PM

Well, when you let the government get away with telling some folks who they can or can't marry, you give others in government the idea that that sort of thing is acceptable. Can't have it both ways.

Moonliner · 10-15-2009, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disneyphile

And... welcome back to the 50's where blacks and whites can't marry each other!

What the hell century is this again?

From the Justice of the peace:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justice dumbass

"I'm not a racist. I just don't believe in mixing the races that way

Alex · 10-15-2009, 04:26 PM

I wondered if maybe in Louisiana a "justice of the peace" was just anybody who was permitted to officiate weddings, in which case as abhorrent as this guys point of view may be more power to him (to force him to marry interracial couples would be the same as forcing Catholic priests to marry homosexual couples once that is again legal).

But they're not. They're actual elected officials.

Strangler Lewis · 10-15-2009, 04:37 PM

He's not a racist anymore than Spencer Tracy's character in "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" was.

Ghoulish Delight · 10-15-2009, 04:44 PM

"I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my bathroom. I treat them just like everyone else."

That's totally the kind of thing a not racist person says.

MouseWife · 10-15-2009, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moonliner

Ding ding ding! If you guessed "Hiding in the attic" you win!

All's well that ends well

Once my nephew {he was only 4-6, if I remember correctly} did something wrong. He hid in a camper parked in front of their house. He was deemed 'missing' and they searched everywhere, including the camper. They had helicopters out looking for him.

Eventually he was found.

I am glad this boy was found. What a horrific way to die, eh?

{oh, I'd have guessed attic if I knew they had one!!

}

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MouseWife Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Da' Beach Posts: 2,957	I only hope he is hiding somewhere, scared shietless. His little brother said he was on it, but, he is only 3 right? Could have just assumed that. Did anyone else get the urge to make Jiffypop? __________________ Summa' time....when the livins' easy.........
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10-15-2009, 02:13 PM	#2092
Disneyphile SQUIRREL! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On the curbside. Posts: 5,098	Real Energizer Bunnies (Warning: Bunny lovers might not want to read this.)
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10-15-2009, 03:45 PM	#2093
Disneyphile SQUIRREL! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On the curbside. Posts: 5,098	And... welcome back to the 50's where blacks and whites can't marry each other! What the hell century is this again?
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Well, when you let the government get away with telling some folks who they can or can't marry, you give others in government the idea that that sort of thing is acceptable. Can't have it both ways. __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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10-15-2009, 04:26 PM	#2097
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	I wondered if maybe in Louisiana a "justice of the peace" was just anybody who was permitted to officiate weddings, in which case as abhorrent as this guys point of view may be more power to him (to force him to marry interracial couples would be the same as forcing Catholic priests to marry homosexual couples once that is again legal). But they're not. They're actual elected officials.
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Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	He's not a racist anymore than Spencer Tracy's character in "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" was. __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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10-15-2009, 04:44 PM	#2099
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	"I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my bathroom. I treat them just like everyone else." That's totally the kind of thing a not racist person says. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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