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Old 03-18-2010, 10:58 AM   #1
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How odd. I heard penis plenty of times, I think Two & a Half Men for instance (but I may be mistaken). I think it's time to resurect the sexual revolution again!
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Old 03-18-2010, 11:08 AM   #2
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Old 03-18-2010, 05:11 PM   #3
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You can't say "El Segundo"?
I thought that was Chino. No, wait, that was "Hot and Stinky"...
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Old 03-18-2010, 11:04 AM   #4
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Well at least that ad that was full of not-so-subtle visual examples of the shapes into which one might shave one's pubic hair made it through.

Maybe they should have said "I'm riding a horse" which is completely not sexual (though maybe not the best tagline for a tampon).
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Old 03-18-2010, 02:02 PM   #5
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Everyone knows it's now called a "snootch". (that's snatch and cooch combined.)

My friend refers to it as a "gina"... which is funny because I get spam that talks about Federal GINA updates. (some sort of HR thing ?)
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Hell... let's just be offensive and use the C-word





Which lead me to some funny euphemisms (very unsafe for work) - lets see how many of these get caught in the filter:
Spoiler:
  • **** (cünt)
  • vagina
  • pussy
  • **** (twăt)
  • snatch
  • quim
  • gash
  • cooch
  • slit
  • muff
  • beaver
  • box
  • cooze
  • bearded clam
  • ****hole (fudge)
  • poontang
  • hole
  • cooter
  • vertical smile
  • peach
  • bearded taco
  • cockpit
  • honey pot
  • crack meat
  • wallet
  • cum dumpster
  • fly catcher
  • snapper
  • love canal
  • stench trench
  • lobster pot
  • lotus
  • nookie
  • bear trap
  • coochie
  • poon
  • love box
  • tuna
  • fish taco
  • yoni
  • fish
  • front bum
  • tampon socket
  • gates of heaven
  • finger hut
  • wishing well
  • garage
  • donut
  • sheath
  • tunnel
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Old 03-18-2010, 05:08 PM   #7
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Only three got caught by the filter. Not bad.....

I wonder how many of George Carlins "Seven words you can't say on TV" can be said on TV now (if any at all).....
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Old 03-18-2010, 08:27 PM   #8
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Hell... let's just be offensive and use the C-word





Which lead me to some funny euphemisms (very unsafe for work) - lets see how many of these get caught in the filter:
Spoiler:
  • **** (cünt)
  • vagina
  • pussy
  • **** (twăt)
  • snatch
  • quim
  • gash
  • cooch
  • slit
  • muff
  • beaver
  • box
  • cooze
  • bearded clam
  • ****hole (fudge)
  • poontang
  • hole
  • cooter
  • vertical smile
  • peach
  • bearded taco
  • cockpit
  • honey pot
  • crack meat
  • wallet
  • cum dumpster
  • fly catcher
  • snapper
  • love canal
  • stench trench
  • lobster pot
  • lotus
  • nookie
  • bear trap
  • coochie
  • poon
  • love box
  • tuna
  • fish taco
  • yoni
  • fish
  • front bum
  • tampon socket
  • gates of heaven
  • finger hut
  • wishing well
  • garage
  • donut
  • sheath
  • tunnel
I still like quim
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Old 03-18-2010, 07:25 PM   #9
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This made my jaw drop," Retired General links Gays in Army with Genocide":http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35937654...news-military/

I did like this quote though,
"The Dutch military, as you point out, were peacekeepers and not peace-enforcers. I agree with that," said Levin. "But what the heck that has to do with the issue before us is what mystifies me."

It mystified me too!
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Old 03-23-2010, 08:08 PM   #10
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