WTF Stories of the Week - Page 247

SzczerbiakManiac · 03-18-2010, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

"The place that stinks"

You can't say "El Segundo"?

Betty · 03-18-2010, 02:02 PM

Everyone knows it's now called a "snootch". (that's snatch and cooch combined.)

My friend refers to it as a "gina"... which is funny because I get spam that talks about Federal GINA updates. (some sort of HR thing ?)

Kevy Baby · 03-18-2010, 02:29 PM

Hell... let's just be offensive and use the C-word

Which lead me to some funny euphemisms (very unsafe for work) - lets see how many of these get caught in the filter:

Spoiler:

RStar · 03-18-2010, 05:08 PM

Only three got caught by the filter. Not bad.....

I wonder how many of George Carlins "Seven words you can't say on TV" can be said on TV now (if any at all).....

RStar · 03-18-2010, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

You can't say "El Segundo"?

I thought that was Chino. No, wait, that was "Hot and Stinky"...

cirquelover · 03-18-2010, 07:25 PM

This made my jaw drop," Retired General links Gays in Army with Genocide":http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35937654...news-military/

I did like this quote though,
"The Dutch military, as you point out, were peacekeepers and not peace-enforcers. I agree with that," said Levin. "But what the heck that has to do with the issue before us is what mystifies me."

It mystified me too!

€uroMeinke · 03-18-2010, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Hell... let's just be offensive and use the C-word

Which lead me to some funny euphemisms (very unsafe for work) - lets see how many of these get caught in the filter:

Spoiler:

I still like quim

CoasterMatt · 03-23-2010, 08:08 PM

Rectum?!? It damn near killed him!!

JWBear · 03-23-2010, 08:13 PM

Is that really an traditional suicide method?!

Morrigoon · 03-23-2010, 10:08 PM

I don't understand... does he have to leave it there till his bowels back up or what?

03-18-2010, 02:02 PM	#2462
Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	Everyone knows it's now called a "snootch". (that's snatch and cooch combined.) My friend refers to it as a "gina"... which is funny because I get spam that talks about Federal GINA updates. (some sort of HR thing ?) __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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03-18-2010, 02:29 PM	#2463
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Hell... let's just be offensive and use the C-word Which lead me to some funny euphemisms (very unsafe for work) - lets see how many of these get caught in the filter: Spoiler: ** (cünt) vagina pussy (twăt) snatch quim gash cooch slit muff beaver box cooze bearded clam **hole (fudge) poontang hole cooter vertical smile peach bearded taco cockpit honey pot crack meat wallet cum dumpster fly catcher snapper love canal stench trench lobster pot lotus nookie bear trap coochie poon love box tuna fish taco yoni fish front bum tampon socket gates of heaven finger hut wishing well garage donut sheath tunnel __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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03-18-2010, 05:08 PM	#2464
RStar Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Me & Manyard hangin out! Posts: 5,433	Only three got caught by the filter. Not bad..... I wonder how many of George Carlins "Seven words you can't say on TV" can be said on TV now (if any at all)..... __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! www.StarTownGifts.com
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03-18-2010, 07:25 PM	#2466
cirquelover Cruising around in my automobile... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 2,617	This made my jaw drop," Retired General links Gays in Army with Genocide":http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35937654...news-military/ I did like this quote though, "The Dutch military, as you point out, were peacekeepers and not peace-enforcers. I agree with that," said Levin. "But what the heck that has to do with the issue before us is what mystifies me." It mystified me too!
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03-23-2010, 08:08 PM	#2468
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Rectum?!? It damn near killed him!! __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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03-23-2010, 08:13 PM	#2469
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Is that really an traditional suicide method?! __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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03-23-2010, 10:08 PM	#2470
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	I don't understand... does he have to leave it there till his bowels back up or what? __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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