WTF Stories of the Week

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Betty

And just wait until he's a teenager!

Well, I figure at the rate he's going, he will have OD'd a couple of times and hit rock bottom, gone through rehab and straightened out his life by the time he is 8. The teen years should be a comparative breeze.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

a "safe" place to keep valuables?

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Dolphins give jellyfish a boot to the head

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Many finds money in dog doo
The story is amusing by itself, but also check out the name of his company in the picture.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Man, I gotta change jobs. This priest gig looks pretty sweet!

Priest allegedly embezzled $1.3 million from parish over seven years—used church funds to pay for hotels, restaurant meals, clothing and male escorts

[€uroMeinke]

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

Man, I gotta change jobs. This priest gig looks pretty sweet!

Priest allegedly embezzled $1.3 million from parish over seven years—used church funds to pay for hotels, restaurant meals, clothing and male escorts

Yeah but you have to give up that atheism stuff

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Yeah but you have to give up that atheism stuff

For $1.3 million, I can learn to lie convincingly.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

Man, I gotta change jobs. This priest gig looks pretty sweet!

Priest allegedly embezzled $1.3 million from parish over seven years—used church funds to pay for hotels, restaurant meals, clothing and male escorts

And all the alter boys you can, er... handle.

[Strangler Lewis]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

And all the alter boys you can, er... handle.

Altar boys.

Alter boys: they don't do that anymore, no matter how pretty they sing.

[Mousey Girl]

I have many things to say about this, but I will refrain.