WTF Stories of the Week - Page 26

Kevy Baby · 07-10-2008, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Everyone has a right to be treated equally by the law.

Except the Methodists. F*** them!

Capt Jack · 07-10-2008, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Well, I had McDonalds for lunch and I feel like ralphing!

shoulda stuck with loving their stance, but hating their food.

*shudders at the thought of gagging down a Pig Mac*

JWBear · 07-10-2008, 05:20 PM

Woman tries to kill mice, shoots self

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The bullet went through the woman's right kneecap, then hit keys hanging on the belt loop of a 42-year-old man in the trailer, officials said. The bullet glanced off the keys and tore a hole in the man's pants.

The bullet grazed the man's groin before stopping in his coin pocket, where it was recovered for evidence, according to the Sheriff's Office.

Capt Jack · 07-10-2008, 08:46 PM

a .44 mag? no way. .44 is not going to 'glance' off someones keys.
engine block? maybe.
concrete wall? maybe.

keys? uh...no.

Ghoulish Delight · 07-10-2008, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Capt Jack

a .44 mag? no way. .44 is not going to 'glance' off someones keys.
engine block? maybe.
concrete wall? maybe.

keys? uh...no.

Note - it went through a kneecap first. Might have slowed it down some.

Capt Jack · 07-10-2008, 09:00 PM

44 will go straight through most armored vests. its not going to notice a kneecap very much

Kevy Baby · 07-11-2008, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Capt Jack

44 will go straight through most armored vests. its not going to notice a kneecap very much

Maybe he had a carbon fiber kneecap?

JWBear · 07-11-2008, 10:13 AM

Or he was bionic!

CoasterMatt · 07-14-2008, 03:34 PM

Man Self Decapitates!

Full story here.

Chainsaws shouldn't be used as beard trimmers.

Capt Jack · 07-14-2008, 03:55 PM

perhaps its just my suspicious nature, but my first thought.........he knew that once the place was leveled, "something" would be discovered...and linked to him? perhaps even something pertaining to said chainsaw? hmmmmmmm

oh, and personally, if Im gonna off myself......a chainsaw, while dramatic and all that rot, isnt really a method on my preferred list.

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CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Man Self Decapitates! Full story here. Chainsaws shouldn't be used as beard trimmers. __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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07-14-2008, 03:55 PM	#260
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	perhaps its just my suspicious nature, but my first thought.........he knew that once the place was leveled, "something" would be discovered...and linked to him? perhaps even something pertaining to said chainsaw? hmmmmmmm oh, and personally, if Im gonna off myself......a chainsaw, while dramatic and all that rot, isnt really a method on my preferred list. __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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