WTF Stories of the Week

[CoasterMatt]

OK- here's a link for adult diapers from Amazon.com - but LOOK at what's 'frequently bought together' with them... WTF?!?

[Disneyphile]

Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

OK- here's a link for adult diapers from Amazon.com - but LOOK at what's 'frequently bought together' with them... WTF?!?

I think they misread it as "Call of Doodie".

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Removes the bathroom break factor. Brilliant.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

wwwwwwow!

[Alex]

I expect it started with enough people making the same joke with their gift and then it becomes a self-reinforcing loop.

[Moonliner]

Next time you want to complain about your neighbors remember, it could be worse.

Originally Posted by News

ESCONDIDO, Calif. -

Neighbors gasped when authorities showed them photos of the inside of the Southern California ranch-style home: Crates of grenades, mason jars of white, explosive powder and jugs of volatile chemicals that are normally the domain of suicide bombers.

The property is so dangerous and volatile that that they have no choice but to burn the home to the ground

Some 40 experts on bombs and hazardous material from across the country and at least eight national laboratories are working on the preparations.

They have analyzed wind patterns to ensure the smoke will not float over homes beyond the scores that will be evacuated. They have studied how fast the chemicals can become neutralized under heat expected to reach 1800 degrees and estimate that could happen within 30 minutes, which means most of the toxins will not even escape the burning home, Newman said.

The county has installed 18 sensors that will measure the amount of chemicals in the smoke and send the data every two minutes to computers monitored by the fire and hazardous material departments.

Experts also have mapped how far the plume will travel and predict it will not go beyond Interstate 15. They calculate that if there is an explosion, it would probably throw the debris only about 60 feet.

"It certainly would not be a detonation that would level a neighborhood," Newman said.

Crews are clearing brush, wood fences and other debris that could cause the blaze to spread beyond the property in a region hit by wildfires in recent years. They also are building a 16-foot-high fire-resistant wall with a metal frame between the property and the nearest home, which will be coated with a fire-resistant gel.

Firefighters, who will remain 300 feet away, are placing hose lines in the front and back yards and will have a remote-controlled hose aimed at the nearest neighbor's home. Ambulances also will be parked nearby.

The Sheriff's Bomb Squad will ignite the fire remotely with a sequenced series of incendiary devices, Newman said.

Nothing planned in this much detail ever goes well.

[Alex]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

Nothing planned in this much detail ever goes well.

On the other hand, whenever a group acts with such an over abundance of caution it turns out to be completely unwarranted.

I predict that a 4th of July sparkler will put on a better show.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Alex

On the other hand, whenever a group acts with such an over abundance of caution it turns out to be completely unwarranted.

I predict that a 4th of July sparkler will put on a better show.

Then there is the exploding whale of 1970 in Oregon. If you have never seen this, prepare to laugh your demented arse off.


ETA: Damn; there's even an entire web site devoted to this.

[Betty]

They are closing the 15 freeway when they do it too.

[CoasterMatt]

I so wanna be there to see that one go up.